Development Program Director, IBM Instana. Tweeting about tech things. All views my own.

Germany
Joined March 2009
Integrity matters. You can gain cheap wins by acting dishonorably. But in the long run, people remember who threw others under the bus.
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On a side note, does anyone else think the X logo totally looks like the Nespresso lego?
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What if people would just keep calling it Twitter instead of X?
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Oh great! Tweetdeck now requires to have a paid account. Just got logged out. Certainly not going to shell out money for it. Will just make this whole thing more obsolete.
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TIL: Stephen Covey's Circle of Influence is basically a more executable version of Niebuhr's Serenity Prayer.
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Also, I learned that Harley Quinn will always look like Margot Robbie unless I specifically tell the AI not to make her look like Margot Robbie.
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After playing around with some image rendering AIs, I come to the conclusion that "prompt engineering" is much closer to brute forcing as many combinations of words that might potentially yield a desired result (non-repeatable). Not exactly what I'd consider "engineering".
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A song about Kanban youtube.com/watch?v=gGXs6TV6… There's other fun songs about Agile on the YT Channel (mostly about Scrum).
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Got my @TLImusic shirt in the mail today. Love the handwritten note and the shirt being climate neutral. Thank you Delila and Edgey. Great show in Cologne. #myfavoriterockband
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Very annoyed by the growing @AmazonFreevee content on Prime. Keep it around if you think it lures more customers, but please remove the ads for paying Prime customers.
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I considered buying a reMarkable 2 tablet earlier last year but held off because it didn't allow syncing with cloud storage then. TIL they offer this now, but you need to be on a subscription plan. Complete deal breaker for me.
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Regular expressions when you are a developer: - [0-9]?[0-9]:[0-9][0-9] - \d{5}-\d{4}|\d{5} - ([\w\-]+)\s*,\s*(\w+)\s* Regular expressions when you are a manager: - Here’s what I’d like us to accomplish… - Is there anything you need from me? - Thank you!
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Gordon Oheim retweeted
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Achievement unlocked: worked the whole day incl meetings in my sleep wear. Not that you would notice; I sleep in t-shirts and gym pants. But it's still a first time for me. #tgif
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So apparently @Google is now putting ads in my Pixel's news feed. I paid 850 Euros for that phone. I expect my feed to be ad free.
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I asked Dall-E mini to draw Dall-E mini and "itself" for fun. This is what I got as a result.
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Regardless of which camp you are on in this, I think we can all agree that the conversation is mind-blowing. Is LaMDA Sentient? — an Interview by @cajundiscordian link.medium.com/ngghMSnqMqb
Do I know any Swift and Objective C experts with those skills? • CocoaPods and Swift Package Manager • Deep Knowledge in networking (NSURLSession) • Objective C Runtime Knowledge • Concurrency (gcd, NSOperation) Contractor or Full time. No recruiters. Cant work with you.
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