Banjo, host of Kiwi Foo, CTO of a 35-person software company, built the first website in New Zealand last millennium. @gnat@mastodon.social

Ti Point, New Zealand
Joined March 2007
I've been compiling a set of mental models, approaches, schema, hacks, whatever you call them, as I figure out how the world works. So much of the anguish and torment of my youth was unnecessary and self-inflicted. Changing how I thought about the world let me get to happy.
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Friends we’ve been on the Aotearoa music charts since we launched the album! This is the first week we’re not touring and selling merch. If you’re interested and able, consider buying a copy from Bandcamp: youmeeverybody.bandcamp.com/ Every one counts! Thank you!
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Hey Auckland, we're playing a gig this weekend! undertheradar.co.nz/ticket/2… It's bluegrass, folk music's death metal. Vocals are much easier on the ear, though. We're raising $ for our new album by playing these gigs, and there'll be a sneak preview of some of the new songs ...
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So, ChatGPT is not a dirty minded teenager, but it is a nerd... Here are the results of asking it to choose a random number between 1 and 100.
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every time courtney love is making the news again i am reminded of the fact she was expelled from my high school in nelson new zealand
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People will budget $2k for flowers at their wedding and then try to find a string quartet for $100/hour. FOH
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Music careers are crazy because people will look you straight in the eye and offer you $30/hour for a bespoke, professional level performance where you provide all transportation and gear
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Melbourne! Our Netflix-featured bluegrass band plays the Kindred Ballroom at 7pm tonight! Shake off your Melbourne Cup hangover with some spicy bluegrass songs about: whiskey, alienation, circus, a cancelled painting, rejection, and zombies. moshtix.com.au/v2/event/you-…
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Canberrans! My neo-bluegrass band You Me Everybody is heading to Canberra! Come to our show, Friday night. We are on 🔥 after a week of touring and you won’t have more fun without breaking laws. AS SEEN ON NETFLIX’S “SWEET TOOTH” artistshed.com.au/product/yo…
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FYI, I am @gnat.bsky.social on the better place and ... it truly is better. Hope to see you there!
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I am so crap at self-promotion! The Pipi Pickers (featuring yours truly on banjo) playing tonight at the Auckland Bluegrass Club. Evening starts 7:30pm at The Nix, 6 Nixon Street, Grey Lynn. We're up in the second half.
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Some hope would be nice. Take my money!
My next book is *The Lost Cause*. It's a climate emergency book. @LibraryJournal called it "a message hope in a near-future that looks increasingly bleak." As with all my books @Amazon refuses to sell the audiobook, so I'm selling it on @Kickstarter: lost-cause.org/ 1/
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just left work an hour and a half after i finish. still have a million things to do. now i gotta go home and cook dinner. why couldn’t my parents have had safer sex
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In an effort to bring you the most authentic sounding version of ‘Horse Power’ as possible the concerts will be mixed on this laptop using ProTools 5.2 with D-Verb all the way. TRUE DIGITAL VINTAGE.
Got my 2005 PowerBook G4 out from the deep freeze to see if I could open ancient @phoenixfound ‘Horse Power’ sessions on ancient ProTools formats. Unfortunately it does not seem to be drawing power. Good bye buddy!
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When I first asked about the etiquette surrounding land acknowledgments somebody sent me this
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Wife has declared that Father’s Day celebrations should only last about 2 minutes and Mother’s Day about 9 months because that’s the level of input required to create the child
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Some body once told me that on a desert stroll he saw two vast and trunkless stone legs they were looking kind of dumb with a shattered visage sunk in the sand from its chin to its forehead
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