@glovesdown

Fundamentally unserious hockey fan + occasionally gymnastics @persimnon

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Joined March 2023
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Pisses me off when men celebrate their vaults before saluting. Stop pumping those fists and face the judges you look like an idiot
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Actually this goes for all events and sometimes (but way less often) women
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ProfessorHockey@ProfHockeyYT23h
Another power play assist for my unethical Calder candidate 😎
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Dan🖤@GYMN4STICSOct 22
Worlds used to have amanars
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A hellebuyck deal feels so good when your team isn’t involved
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worlds smartest habs fan would like macklin celebrini to face their what?
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No it doesn't sharks store is closed sorry no more bums allowed
NHL Rumour Report
@NHLRumourReportOct 21
Frank Seravalli: Re Connor Hellebuyck trade request: The Sharks make sense - Oilers Now (10/19)
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nothing scarier in the world than a cmd breakaway
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Can’t wait for the Ian Gunther slopaganda! “Judges PUNISH Olympian for taking a stand against gay rights”
Kensley Behel@kensleyanneOct 17
Fred's ND is from repeating a Stag jump on FX.
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vincent desharnais multi point game?? lemme cue the hype and aura edit
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bruh theyre blowing up charlie larson's spot let him LIVE
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staking my claim before evil gay twitter kills him i watched him compete at naigc nationals before he signed w umich LOL
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⭒@bruhgeronOct 12
Turns out drafting from your heart and not your brain leads to a very shit fantasy hockey team. Whatever.
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i'm sick and tired of the elevated cupcake experience what about an elevated power play that can actually score
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two wolves inside me one wants simone biles retirement the other wants simone biles LA 2028 AA champ and the first wolf is trying to kill the second wolf
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I had eklund too
lindsay 🪼@glovesdownOct 7
Marchand and Barkov were the 2 panthers players on my fantasy team sorry for cursing both their left knees in drafting them i really didn’t mean it
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gymternet is by far the messiest corner of sportstwt and nobody gaf because its like 10 people but thats exactly WHY it's so messy EVERYONE IS IN THE SAME ROOM YOU CAN'T EVEN WHISPER
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if 3 of my teammates just got kicked off for bad behavior i wouldn't be calling my coaches bonkers on my front facing twitter account idk just me thoughhh
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god please strike down the san jose sharks coaching and development and also player performance staff
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Marchand and Barkov were the 2 panthers players on my fantasy team sorry for cursing both their left knees in drafting them i really didn’t mean it
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