Joined September 2009
It's so shady that they named them crustaceans
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yodeling into the abyss
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Been holding onto these shower thoughts for a while
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turned 33 on saturday and still a freak of nature that needs to be studied for my immunity to hangovers
Just a reminder that I'm almost 26 years old and not only do I still not get hangovers, but I love waking the morning after heavy drinking because I'm usually still a little drunk. It's like a two for one special
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Every time I see the sign for or hear the phrase "oompa-loompa-body-ass bitch," I think: I will never come up with a better combination of words. The rhythm, the cadence, the alliteration, the... onomatopoeia? So good.
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Kuku would be top pick top ban if the pig gliding tech was still in
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not sure if it's just my bubble but millennials seem to be the generation shifting towards shoes-at-the-door. For my parents generation it was absolutely normal though. But like I said it might just be a bubble thing, huge portion of my friends are 2nd/3rd generation immigrants
Replying to @parkerworth
11. Wearing shoes indoors. In America, the sight of someone lounging on their couch with shoes on barely raises an eyebrow. This shoe-wearing habit creates culture shock for international visitors. Research shows that shoes carry an average of 421,000 different bacteria, including E. coli. Urban shoe-wearers track in: •Fecal bacteria from public restroom floors •Industrial toxins from street surfaces •Lawn pesticides and fertilizers •Oil and automotive residues
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Gief is Fun Part 3
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Anxiety tip: Next time you cringe over some embarrassing moment you had years ago try to remember other people's embarrassing moments. You can’t can you? That’s because you’re the only embarrassing human to exist, everyone else is always thinking about how cringey you are.
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My submission to the format😂
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I keep forgetting to get a live clip but here's my kuku pig tech. i'm pigged up
Don’t be surprised when I hit y’all with one of these
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@Tramearr nda lifted feel free to pig out
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To celebrate the launch of my Tboxx mini integrated OF1, I will be giving one away! Winner drawn 8/10. To enter: - Follow @TurtleBox_ - Like 👍and Retweet - Comment what your favorite platform game character is and what is the most OP move in that game etsy.com/listing/1745702504/…
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Don't be part of the problem Be the whole problem
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2) hillary duff’s ‘with love’ dance break
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My bad I posted a sf6 clip on my twitter. wont happen again
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can you imagine not picking Bulbasaur when he's clearly the best guy around. just plant plant plant all evolutions. he sticks to his roots
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can people stop linking me this yes I know I shouldn't 5hk vs marisa it was 2am and I was feeling groovy. its not my fault 5hk is so aesthetically pleasing
look at us. hey. look at us. who would've thought.
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