Editor "at large" in the convenience store, fuel retailing and foodservice industries. Ready to report the news in YOUR industry.
Wilmette, Illinois
Joined July 2009
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Greg Lindenberg retweeted
The Dodgers have a wild new burger that is served in a lunch box 😮
The "Lunch Box Burger" features a grilled beef patty, melted pepper jack cheese, peanut butter, grape jelly, candied sriracha bacon and crispy bacon 🤤
ALT The Dodgers new "Lunch Box Burger" that features a grilled beef patty, melted pepper jack cheese, peanut butter, grape jelly, candied sriracha bacon and crispy bacon. The collectible Dodgers lunch box can be seen in the background.
Greg Lindenberg retweeted
Winter may be over, but we’re not ready to say goodbye to a classic just yet…
Introducing Storm Chips: Calm Weather Edition 🥔
No flavour. No fuss. No excitement. Just… plain chips.
Because sometimes, the forecast calls for absolutely nothing.
Available April 1st only 😉
Greg Lindenberg retweeted
Don't you wish your equipment could read your mind? 🧠 Introducing the Telepathic Toaster! A toaster designed to predict your needs before you burn another slice. Prior telepathic experience recommended but not required. #AprilFools
Greg Lindenberg retweeted
APRIL FOOOOOL’S! But let’s be honest, you’d totally give this a try 😏 Did we get you good?
Your noodles just got the ultimate upgrade. ⬆️ @butterfinger X @wearetopramen is dropping a NEW collab complete with a peanut buttery glaze and real Butterfinger pieces. Get ready because your taste buds will never be the same 🕺
Greg Lindenberg retweeted
Six-Seven Up: The soda that goes harder than the 6-7 trend!
Click here: sprecherbrewery.com/blogs/bl…
#Sprecher #SixSevenUp #AprilFools
Greg Lindenberg retweeted
At QuikTrip, we pride ourselves on bringing top-of-the-line innovations in efficiency and cleanliness to our customers, which is why we’re so excited to announce the latest advancement in cleaning technology: QT Cleaning Robot 2.0. Standing at over six-feet-tall, our new-and-improved anthropomorphic model features eight interchangeable arms of cleaning tools, cleaning speeds up to 40 mph, a 1000% HEPA filtration system, UV Light Sanitizer laser eyes, pine-scented bathroom freshener aerosol that comes out of its belly button, the ability to say “I love you” in 18 different languages, Olympic-level break dancing skills, a preference for spicy chicken taquitos, oddly attractive?, all-around “good hang”, nice nails, and if you’ve read this far…HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! QT ❤ cleaning robot 4eva.
Greg Lindenberg retweeted
no, this is not a joke. cold brew is now available everywhere, for a limited time!
Greg Lindenberg retweeted
NEW COFFEE FLAVORS! 😱☕️ Say mornin' to 🥯 Bacon Egg & Cheese + 🍥 Sushi Roll!
Which one are you brewing first?
Greg Lindenberg retweeted
Not a fever dream! Not an April fools!🥒🍪
OREO drops dill pickle flavored fudge OREOS for a limited time on their site!
📲Available now exclusively to Oreo. com in a 6ct for $9.99.
Direct link>> oreo.com/products/oreo-dill-…
(OREO, Thanks @snackwire for the first find!✊🏻)
Greg Lindenberg retweeted
Our thoughts are with our mates at KitKat as they navigate this unexpected and difficult time.
In completely unrelated news:
Introducing the NEW Bloomin’ KitKat. just $1 while supplies are, um… abundant.
🤖 Made with AI
Greg Lindenberg retweeted
Mozzy Candle™ is officially here. 🧀
Smells like your favorite. Feels like a great decision.
Greg Lindenberg retweeted
🚨 BIG ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
We're officially rebranding.
Oasis Stop 'N Go is becoming… a spa. That's right. The pumps are out. The cucumber water is in. 🥒✨
...okay fine. We're still your favorite Stop 'N Go. April Fools! 😄 Come see us!
