It’s going to be like Fiona & Rachel meeting up in the turret when @Nigel_Farage & @RobertJenrick spend their first day working together.
Sorry @chriswaddle93, I might be about to turn 40, but I have a new hero now. @bazzabannan25 continues to be the brightest of lights, even in the darkest of times.
Glenn McConnell retweeted
Selling Front row tickets to @SimonAmstell @phlaimeaux @IvoGraham At @laughterama Friday 6th September
We can’t make it, someone buy so there’s no empty seats front row! Face value only. seetickets.com/rd/event/simo… via @seetickets #SeeFan2Fan
More quality up to date info from @northernassist & @thetrainline. The train has just passed us in the opposite direction. It’s a single track line and 4 minutes later apparently departed Lytham without the 30-40 people on the platform not realising.
@GaryLineker Do you not think your choice of words to describe England’s performance was ironic considering you didn’t win any of the 1st 2 games at any of the 3 tournaments you played at, didn’t score a goal and your most memorable moment in those games was to literally shit?
Thanks @CocaCola_GB for my two free cans on Coke Zero. Would have rather had the 8 cans of Coke Lemon that I wanted though.
Maybe you should buy one of the 1 million vacant homes and give it to one of the 120,000 homeless people until they can get into work and get their own place, I wonder what kind of return an investment like that would make.
I don’t remember there ever being this much fuss about the colours of a flag on a football shirt being changed before.
The year is 2034. The cast of series 2 of Traitors have met up for a reunion.
Andrew: “I wouldn’t even say that word, what was it? “Evasive”? I’d never say that. Honest. Believe me!”
Glenn McConnell retweeted
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Every other site focuses on the person suffering from cancer. @GBNEWS makes it all about a different kind of cancer. Seems like @Joey7Barton’s hawking for a job has got him noticed.
@SIgames just a thought, but maybe if more time was spent working on the game instead of posting about it, you wouldn’t need to release statements like this (thread)
Notably within an hour of the above apology from Miles being posted, he was on Twitter bragging about player numbers. It’s all about perception, isn’t it?
