sy snootles number 1 fan

Help me craving friar tucks. It’s been over 5 years release me from your clutches

I wish libraries had a smut section

Can I report my boyfriend to the police for playing Minecraft? It feels illegal

Why do musicals in German slap so much harder?

Clearing out my dead aunties flat. Found her dildo. Yipeee

Coffee and a fag before bed? Italian life is for me

It’s not just a coincidence me and Russell tovey are in Venice at the same time 💍 💒

Day 3 Jennie has now worn out my last bit of patience so I will now have to spend the rest of the holiday biting my tongue and being non verbal 👍

Man at the airport going to every coffee shop asking for a pain au chocolat. He is desperate

Coming out as a rocket hater

Whoever signed me up the nickleback newsletter thank you

I know I’ve already done it once but HOW does Sarah millican expect me to go from running 8 minutes to running 20? Have a word

If I could not have nightmares about my dead dad coming back from the grave and being horrid to me that would be great

Why do no coffee shops open before 8?? I’m fighting for my life out here

I don’t know what sapphic means and I know if I google it I’ll forget by the next time I read it so I cba

Keep forgetting I’m 30 then getting mental whiplash everytime someone reminds me

Jennie wants me to go to a funeral on my 30th birthday? I’d rather be in the coffin. RIP to the man who died