Just doing my best to get from birth to death without making too much of a feck of things in between...

Kidderminster
Joined September 2011
10th out of 12, in a League with "six teams worse than us"? Maybe needs to look at his own management before having a go at the opposition or admitting his team can't cheat properly like he wants them to.
Head Coach Karl Henry gives his thoughts on today’s 3-2 defeat.🎙️
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Tunnel of Love - Dire Straits (from Alchemy). But the LAST 5 minutes, not the first 5 minutes!
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Congratulations to Mike Dean for loading all the ammo your average numbskull football "fan" could ever need, and pulling the rug from under every ref in the World. Well played, sir. I mean, really well fucking played! 🙄
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Striker Wanted | Stourbridge Girls U13s (2026/27) ⚽️ We’re looking for a talented, ambitious striker to complete our squad ahead of the new season. 📍 Tuesday evening training 📞 Contact David to find out more or arrange to come along.
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We’re still looking for players to join us in the West Midlands Regional Premier League. ⚽ 2 training sessions per week 🏟️ Matchdays at the main ground 👕 Training & travel kit provided 💷 Financial incentives 🩹 Dedicated sports therapist 📧 [email protected]
Think you’ve got what it takes? Stourbridge FC Women’s 1st Team are still recruiting for the 2026/27 season in the West Midlands Regional League Premier Division (Tier 5). Interested? Get in touch today. 📧 [email protected] 📞 07729 916731
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Start your journey with Stourbridge FC Girls! ⚪️🔴 We’re recruiting players for our U12s, U16s & U18s for the 2026/27 season. Our pathway offers a route from youth football through to our Women’s First Team. Interested? Get in touch using the contact details on the posters.
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Three Peaks in Three Days. Knee kaput, legs ache like never before, and one purple toenail. Not bad for an old fella. Proud to be part of this Magnificent Seven, and especially in our two.
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Jimmy Montgomery, 73 Cup Final.
What is the Best save that you ever witnessed in the football Histroy?
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Think you’ve got what it takes? Stourbridge FC Women’s 1st Team are still recruiting for the 2026/27 season in the West Midlands Regional League Premier Division (Tier 5). Interested? Get in touch today. 📧 [email protected] 📞 07729 916731
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✅ Trials done. Now the real work begins. 💪⚽️ Pre-season starts this Tuesday and we still have a few places available. Ready to work hard and be part of something special? Get in touch: 📧 [email protected] 📱07729 916731 One Heart. One Way.
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It’s not too late to sign up… Join Stourbridge FC Women’s First Team for our final trials this Sunday. 📍 Dudley College 3G 📆 05th July 🕛 12:00–2:00 PM Back yourself. Show us what you’ve got. ⚽❤️ Sign up now before it’s too late: forms.gle/KaXHxuSjYrdmbguB7
Ready for the new season? Now that league allocations have been confirmed, our doors are still open to new players at our upcoming sessions: 📅 28/06 📅 05/07 Don’t miss your chance to be part of it — register via the link below 👊🏻 forms.gle/xGeFCQbocWdUFZkFA
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Stourbridge FC U18s Girls Open Session 1 ✅ Open Session 2 👀 📅 Sunday 5th July 📍 Dudley College 3G 🕙 10:00–12:30 Your next opportunity to join Stourbridge FC is here! 💥 Don’t miss out—sign up today and show us what you’ve got. 🔴⚪️🟡 forms.gle/xuFGfZ86pmYdrXkx5
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Imagine the party if they won the bloody thing! @crickether @RafNicholson @00ChildPodcast
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Happy "Closer to Next Christmas than Last Christmas" Day, everyone! 🎄🎁
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My mum's old Mini Mayfair. A proper pocket rocket, hugged the corners like a dream!
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Bleedin' Watneys Red Barrel...
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Birmingham supporters taking it well, I see... 🏏🍐😉
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Seriously, what's the point of names and numbers on shirts if there's zero chance of being able to read them from further than 5 yards away?!
One match, one win. ✅ See you all Sunday 😉 🎟️ youpears.com/blast-tickets
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