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Garrett Kelly

@gksecrets

Aspiring

 Lawrence
Joined July 2010
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80% of my texts are authentication codes. I’m very popular with logins.
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When I die, bury me in chicken strips
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Maybe we were a little too harsh on Rebecca black #usoshowtroupe
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A lot of “happy belated’s” coming tomorrow
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Take me back to the Berenstein timeline
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All my stains are ketchup #sorryforpartying #singleandsassy
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About to pretend my breakfast brownie is a square muffin.
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Remember: It's a breakup, not a breakdown.
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An ugly person has never gotten off at the armitage, Diversey or Wellington stop. #ctafacts
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When I'm talking, 85% is joking the other 15% is ordering food.
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My new diet: Every time I see the word "large" I replace it with regret
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I just ran 4 miles and now I'd like to exchange these exercise dollars for cheese and gravy dollars. Thank you!
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@a9ford9. did pizza hut buffet mean nothing?!?
You did it again Garrett, you ate too much cheese.
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Leaving work at 8, sounds like someone earned themselves some KFC. Nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom nom nom
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Listening to the Gaston song while working late #sorryforpartying
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I was just winded from a sneeze.
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Carried some groceries....work out check
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I find it pretty insulting when the automatic air freshener goes off when I walk in to the bathroom.
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