Greg Kolanowski (@gkolanowski) profile picture
Houston, TX
Joined December 2008
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Replying to @whitmire_john
@whitmire_john @HoustonTX @HoustonTrash So it’s almost 6pm on our scheduled recycle pickup day. So far, all the cans are still full at the curb. This is the second scheduled pickup day in a row, a full month, that the Heights has been missed. What are we supposed to do?!
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So… no pickup, and no response from any of you. Neighbors are asking if Whitmire has abandoned recycling. Seriously, what do we do with our full cans?
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Replying to @safelite
@safelite So I dropped my car off this morning at 7:30 with a reservation via your website. It’s 6:35pm and I’m still waiting for a call to let me know it’s ready. Terrible communication! And apparently just as bad at scheduling.
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#safelitefail Technician calls at 7:15 pm to say he couldn’t finish the calibration because it’s now too dark. @safelite Fail! Now I have to rearrange my day tomorrow because you over-scheduled. Do better.
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@ediebrickell @stevemmartintogo Sweet! Just heard ”When You Get To Asheville” on Life and Beth with @amyschumer
Hey @Apple Just thought you should know that @UPS completely ignores your SIGNATURE REQUIRED order for iPhone deliveries. They left mine unattended on my front porch, in full view, without even bothering to ring the bell. I was sitting in my office and saw it happen!
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Your highly relevant daily reminder that Kyrsten Sinema has received over $750,000 from Big Pharma. She's now opposing drug pricing reform, even though she campaigned on the policy in 2018. Funny how that works.
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Hey @FedEx This is how my “ Direct Signature Required” package was delivered today. And the driver lied and said it was signed for by H.Greg. Who is that, and why did this happen. Just lucky it was still there when I got home!
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Just have to say @Hertz sucks. Canceled our reservation and did NOTHING to make it right. – at Maine, USA
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Hey @Hertz Your customer service is pathetic and infuriating!
Hey @Hertz You screwed me out of my reserved car. I appreciate the apologies, but is someone actually going to try to help me? – at Maine, USA
It doesn't feel like too much to ask a customer to sanitize their hands before browsing. One good thing to come out of this pandemic is it exposed how nasty some folks are. We actually needed instructional videos & songs to teach us how to wash our hands. 🤦‍♀️ – at Houston, TX
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Greg Kolanowski retweeted
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Trying to go about my biz, but brain keeps reminding me what I publicly want to say about the @WSJ journalist #JosephEpstein who wrote that shitrag article about @DrBiden Sir, you are a cretinous, scabbed asshole of a man. Ahhh that’s better. Go slay DR Jill.
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Always love it when my favorites get together! Fantastic!
What an absolute pleasure to work with wonderfully talented musicians @natalydawn and @jackconte of @pomplamoose and their band on this cover of the @U2 song "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For." ⠀ It sounds SO GOOD!⠀
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Our guest today on Ep.11 of @rockonteurs podcast is one of Britain’s most successful songwriters ever. Who haven’t you worked with, Dave?! Sweet dreams are made of this... @DaveStewart. #Eurythmics #bobdylan #TomPetty #stevienicks #jagger etc. etc. #rockonteurs @guypratt
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One American contracts COVID every second. If you're still wearing a mask when you go out, please retweet this tweet. I just want to see how much common sense is still out there.
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Hey @FedEx my direct signature required package, a camera that cost $1500, was left in full view on my porch. Nobody was home, and the driver falsely showed that I had signed for it. I have video proof.
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I’m Joe Biden and I approve this message.
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This 10-year-old got in trouble for doodling in school — then he landed a job decorating the walls of a restaurant
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