Nairobi, Kenya
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Do stretch marks mean that a lady has aborted? Its urgent guys
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Jalang’o has lost before the election has even started🤣
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Alijaribu ku argue na mimi mambo ya kuku akakwama. Sasa ameingia mambo ya preamble ya katiba. Ole wake.
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Yvonne Okwara: Are you going to account for the money people are sending you? SIFUNA: Yes. We will account for the money. YVONNE: Which method will you use to account for this money? SIFUNA: Have you sent any money to that pay bill? YVONNE: No. I have not sent any money. But this is public money and you must account. SIFUNA: Speak about your money Yvonne. Not other people's money. If they ask me to account, I will account. Me: Shukishaaaaa!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Oya chief, mambo ya kuenda station uwache...wewe sasa ni Presidential candidate. Wakikutaka wakuje kwako home ama kwa hoteli.
Senje ameniita tena nijiexplain😁😁…
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Methu is the ultimate Mrima Chief
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Whatever this man is going through, A woman must be involved.
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DCP will win the Ol Kalou Parliamentary seat
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Mko aje mentally!
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Good bye CAR SOKO and a New Chapter loading… Today 1st July, 2026 marks the end of me working for Car Soko Ltd. A very good work place that I have called home for so many years. I will forever miss this place. Sir Felix Limo, God Bless You so much. I want to take this opportunity to thank you for the opportunity accorded me and the immense support you have always extended to me while I was working for this great company. If am asked to write about you; I will need several days maybe weeks to put together some of your acts of kindness and generosity to me and all my other colleagues at Car Soko. But one that stands out most is your generosity and support towards Goliath wa Bungoma of whom you have transformed his story from grass to grace. I will always be indebted to you and I want to wish you all the best as you take this company to the next level. God Bless You once again with more life full of good health together with your family. Goliath wa Bungoma, you will forever be my brother. We have worked together very well in a very special way while making big moves in this town. When my story will be written, you will have a special page about our great marketing combo. We have built each other to the next level in this motor vehicle industry. BANGALAA will forever remain embedded in my heart and a child I helped grow. As I leave you behind, work with a lot of dedication for this great company and continue representing them well as a their brand ambassador. To all my colleagues; you are spectacular people. The good memories we created together will forever remain in my heart. We have worked together very well and we will still be partnering in this car sales industry. My amazing clients, I can’t thank you enough! You have been very supportive to me throughout my career. May God Bless you as you continue supporting me as I also grow in this industry. Tomorrow, I will officially unveil my new work place. Thank you and God Bless You all. – at Nairobi, Kenya
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Bro,the BILLIONAIRE you are;HIDING behind 'debts';forcing many months' UNPAID labour slaving to defend your STANDARD headlines extortion GANGSTERISM driven by GREED; is HEARTLESS to loyal workers, INSULT to journalism and BETRAYAL to free media that STANDARD once belonged.
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GMoi,your STANDARD media’s 5 days a week EXTORTIONIST propaganda HEADLINES on me & my administration’s transformative track record will get you NOTHING & NOWHERE.BLACKMAIL to yield to your GREED? NEVER.Kenya belongs to all Kenyans,not you alone.Jaribu 8 days a week. Do your WORST
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The trips are endless, luxurious, and incomplete without large convoys, complete with a fleet of helicopters. The millions of shillings in mobilization handouts on each trip add to the reckless spending spree that President William Ruto’s regime has adopted for his domestic trips. ow.ly/npIP50Zg7uP
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Weuh! Kimemumana! Dosi amejam! Pia anafarm
GMoi,your STANDARD media’s 5 days a week EXTORTIONIST propaganda HEADLINES on me & my administration’s transformative track record will get you NOTHING & NOWHERE.BLACKMAIL to yield to your GREED? NEVER.Kenya belongs to all Kenyans,not you alone.Jaribu 8 days a week. Do your WORST
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Best believe this tweet has gone global. Interesting times ahead.
GMoi,your STANDARD media’s 5 days a week EXTORTIONIST propaganda HEADLINES on me & my administration’s transformative track record will get you NOTHING & NOWHERE.BLACKMAIL to yield to your GREED? NEVER.Kenya belongs to all Kenyans,not you alone.Jaribu 8 days a week. Do your WORST
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GMoi,your STANDARD media’s 5 days a week EXTORTIONIST propaganda HEADLINES on me & my administration’s transformative track record will get you NOTHING & NOWHERE.BLACKMAIL to yield to your GREED? NEVER.Kenya belongs to all Kenyans,not you alone.Jaribu 8 days a week. Do your WORST
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