Yeah. I was just being a wise guy. Although there are places around here I can buy them, I don’t believe they grow here.

Based on the responsibility of defense for this region, this has already happened, son.

Blow goats, retard.

Me doth think you take yourself too seriously…

I might-a picked a peck or two of ‘em…

Every square inch of what that map represents relies on the United States to defend it. So in a way, the map is incredibly accurate.

At 15 1/2 my parents had a VW Rabbit and a Bronco. It was learn to drive a stick, or ride a bike.

The taste and mouth feel of today’s Single is totally different than what it used to be. I wouldn’t think about eating it plain anymore. Too much crap seed oil in it, I suppose. If you want REAL American cheese and can’t find it locally, try here: shop.shullsburgcreamery.com/…

Agreed. But the best American cheese now being made is at small cheese factories. I didn’t know how bad Kraft Singles had become until I ran across some American cheese at a nearby creamery. When I was a kid, I used to grab a Kraft slice out of the fridge….1/2

1948. I believe that was the year LBJ “won” his senate seat.

And what exactly have YOU done about it?

Damn…

Read a book.

We don’t care what you think about it.

As it should be.

FINALLY! The math is mathin’…

White.

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