@gitbisect

@DatadogHQ DevRel, @DevOpsDays core team, Advocate of nuance & cooler takes. This account is closed. Hit me up at [email protected]

 Probably on a plane
Joined July 2014
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So long twitter! I got my data & am done. My linkedin is still active. Emails welcome ([email protected]). Not gonna do the Mastodon thing, cuz it honestly feels healthier to do less social media stuff. I wish you all well. Thanks for the convos, laughs & memes!
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PS not going to delete my account, just in case folks find my past tweets useful. But nothing new is gonna be posted here.
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Laika: ***Buuuurrrp*** [Looks up at me] Laika: what was that crazy sound?!? Did you burp? I didn't burp! What was it?!?! Me: At least it wasn't one of your farts. 😆
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Laika: IT WAS THE BEAR!
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Take time to enjoy the little things. Like the feeling of steam hitting your cold face as you slurp hot ramen.
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Decided to pull for SS Hilbert & Genesect and OMG! Thank you @PokemonMasters RNG gods! #PokemonMasters
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Herdwick Macon Ham (Cumbria) Cure leg of mutton in a mix of sugar, salt, bay leaves, pepercorns & juniper berries for 3 weeks. Cold smoke over oak & juniper. Mature for 8 months.
Jason Yee@gitbisect28 Oct 2022
Dock Pudding (South Yorkshire) Local veg (bistort, nettles, lady's mantle, raspberry leaves, dandelion, etc) + chopped onion, simmer in seasoned water for 20min. Add oatmeal, cook for another 20min. Strain & pack in a tin/loaf pan to cool. When cool, slice & fry in bacon fat.
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Fun facts: Ham refers to hind legs & is not exclusive to Pork. Macon is a portmanteau of Mutton + Bacon. Mutton hams have a long history (as sheep were more common than pigs for much of history)
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I normally don't bother with cooking trends, but not gonna lie, the Big Mama's cinnamon roll cake that's all over reddit sounded delish... So I made it.
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Recipe so y'all don't need to search Reddit:
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One positive that will come from Musk burning Twitter down is that DevRels will no longer be judged by how many followers they have.
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LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.
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TFW you want to congratulate someone for being featured in a video, but then you notice the camera op is shooting at 1/125 and OMG WTF IS THAT GUY DOING?!?!?
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I guess that technically the camera op could have been shooting at 60p, but he shouldn't be doing that either.
Dock Pudding (South Yorkshire) Local veg (bistort, nettles, lady's mantle, raspberry leaves, dandelion, etc) + chopped onion, simmer in seasoned water for 20min. Add oatmeal, cook for another 20min. Strain & pack in a tin/loaf pan to cool. When cool, slice & fry in bacon fat.
Jason Yee@gitbisect27 Oct 2022
Hawkshead Wig (Cumbria) Flour, milk (2:1). Bloom yeast in milk. Combine w/ flour + pinch salt. Bring together into a dough & knead. Prove 30min. Knock down & knead in softened lard (8 dough:1 lard) + caraway seeds. Cut into 40g portions & let rise 15min. Bake 220C 20-30min
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Funny thing is that this recipe c. 1800s was poor ppls food. Literally was based on whatever you could forage to survive. Now it sounds like something you'd get on a hyper-local, forage-focused upscale restaurant menu.
How to recruit open source project maintainers... 😆
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Anybody want a peanut!?
🄽🄸🄲🄺@ColossusNick26 Oct 2022
Scientists at Stanford University have reconstructed this 3D model of how Joseph, the husband of Mary the Mother of Jesus Christ might have looked.
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This is a @sketchfab 3D rendering of the actor Andre the Giant. The unsupported claim is that the image is from Stanford researchers and represents the Biblical Joseph, husband of Mary. sketchfab.com/3d-models/andr…
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