🚩RED FLAGS IN MEN 🚩 -uses tiktok -posts selfies -drinks starbucks -reads books -plays video games -listens to podcasts -wipes ass -watches “the news” (why do you care you should be paying attention to me) -mattress isnt on the floor (a woman obviously taught him otherwise = hes ran thru) -his pillow is not yellow (is he gay?) -shorter than 6’5 -makes under 300k a year (get a job?) -thinks about the roman empire (get over it) -doesnt own an air fryer (poor) -has never gone to war -has never killed someone