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Basford lad, grandad, grumpy bastard, bit of a leftie, Magpie til I die. I do try to be nice on Twitter but don’t always succeed.

Giltbrook, Nottingham
Joined September 2009
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Hi Colin, Nigel here. Could you join all the other Reform arselickers in praising my shameless piece of virtue signalling bullshit where I try to gain political capital from the nation’s war dead?
I've had the privilege of seeming this. No politics, just a poignant and beautifully-made film to remind us all of our heritage.
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Wouldn’t a Royal Navy man have been a better appointment? You know, someone better equipped to deal with a sinking ship?
An outstanding appointment!
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You’d sooner have this? Very strange Mr Anderson.
You'd sooner have this? Very strange Bernard !
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Anything in there about those stringent new Reform UK vetting procedures? Don’t want any wrong ‘uns slipping through the net do we?
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Must . . . . stop . . . . watching . . . . yesterday’s . . . . goals. Clicks on yesterday’s goals . . . . one last viewing. #notts #COYP
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Brutal but, of course (and as anyone outside Ms Truss’s immediate family can see), completely fair.
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I’ll tell you what is a load of bollocks . . . you claiming to have read a book with a publication date of November 1st. Come on tell the truth, you’ve not read the book at all have you? You probably struggle reading the price list at Greggs, let alone complex climate science.
A very interesting read indeed !
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Hope you remembered to tell them they’ll be subject to stringent Reform UK vetting procedures if they want to stand in council elections.
Out in Stockton. Yesterday I left Ashfield to speak in Stockton to over 200 Reform UK members. A packed room full of true patriots who want their country back. When I asked members to join me at the front of they were prepared to stand for counc next year I was truly humbled by the amount who stood up for their family, community & country! Real people from the real world! Off to London now then back to Ashfield tomorrow for a dose of common sense. Vote @reformparty_uk
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Let me guess . . . . -Establishment stitch up? -Illegal undercover expose? -Just locker room banter? -A few bad apples who have now left? -We’ve now beefed up our vetting procedures? Reform UK - the party of racists, misogynists and knuckle draggers. A perfect fit for you then.
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Fresh from his attention seeking anti-shoplifting stunt, Jenrick cosying up to £500m tax dodging Reform donor Lord Bamford of JCB, with 30p Lee Anderson bringing up the rear. You Reform voters truly are the stupidest, witless morons to ever walk the earth. #reform
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Farage: Morning Lee. Still getting grief about the £5m bung. Could you divert the thickos with one of your baseless shit stirring posts old chap? Anderson: No problem boss. I’m fuck all use at anything else so shit stirring’s right up my street, especially if it’s about the BBC
I said in 2023 during the Huw Edwards scandal that the BBC was a “safe haven for perverts” and demanded the licence fee be scrapped in the wake of the latest scandal. Jon Sopel, free from rules on impartiality, branded my comments “moronic and offensive”. @jonsopel I was right then and I'm right now. I've said this several times in Parliament and will continue to say it. Why wont you call it out?
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Westminster Voting Intention: LAB: 29% (+2) RFM: 23% (-1) CON: 19% (-2) LDM: 9% (-2) GRN: 9% (+2) SNP: 3% (=) RES: 2% (=) Via @Survation, 29 Sep. Changes w/ 22-23 Sep.
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And we’d have beaten them if it hadn’t have been for those pesky sham contracts. I demand a replay. #notts
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‘I’d like a bacon sandwich please’ ‘Is that to eat in or take out?’ ‘Oh I won’t be eating it, I’ll just sit here and film myself caressing it’ ‘How strange, why do you do that?’ ‘Well, mainly because I’m an embarrassing, attention seeking shit stirrer who likes posting rage-bait’
Is this real? If so then our Foreign Secretary is sending out a clear message to hostile countries. We are not to be messed with.
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My words, in Parliament, on March 25th 2026. We announced these changes six months ago to protect British democracy from dark foreign money – before anybody knew about these latest donations. The law was clear, accessible and known to Reform in advance. Maybe Farage should attend Parliament and pay attention.
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‘ . . . . and when I spontaneously knock on doors where people live who I’ve definitely not met before, to a man what they all say is what a cracking job I’m doing and how my self-effacing modesty is a breath of fresh air in the sleazy world of politics’.
Correct.... When I walk around my constituency the bin lorries will pip their horns at me and give me the thumbs up, as do the posties, as do the taxi drivers, as do the bus drivers, as do the white van men. Small businesses invite me to their premises every week, every pub I go in regulars want to shake my hand and buy me a drink. These are all working people. Wake up !
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So.... £2,485 on glasses for a PM was "sleaze rotting our politics to the core" but £72,000,000 in a single day for Nigel Farage is celebrated as hitting "the jackpot" and a "war chest..." Whatever is happening here is happening in plain sight. You decide!
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BREAKING: During his speech today, Donald Trump recounted helping save Titanic victims: “I saved more people than anybody, many people, the best people. I said, ‘Turn left, Captain. Very simple. Very easy.’ He didn’t listen. I know icebergs. Nobody knows icebergs better than me.”
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Why do many of the people put up to talk to the media by Reform always seem to be more than a little intoxicated? youtu.be/9Et3igGEKUs?is=UWdm…
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Crikey. Absolute game changer. If Farage is serious about repatriating Napoleon III then I’m quite happy to forgive and forget and set aside any misgivings I might have about his political chicanery, crypto bribes, dodgy donations and serial dishonesty. #reform #farage
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