@ghostinthecable

Director @OrionSecConsult | legally a person | (probably) not a fed | probably your threat actor

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Joined September 2013
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£20 for a minor mistake... That's what I should charge my clients 😂 i'd be minted by Thursday
Politics UK
@PolitlcsUK3h
🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham has announced changes to car parking fines - Drivers will have a 5-minute grace period to decide whether to park and 10 minutes to leave after a parking session ends - A £20 maximum charge on appeal for minor mistakes, such as entering the wrong number plate or not displaying a permit - Charges will also be cancelled on appeal for breakdowns, medical emergencies or broken ticket machines - The £100 cap on charges will remain - The rules will come into force as soon as possible and operators that break them will lose access to DVLA data
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Hah, losers, I work in cybersecurity, I always eat my dinner in the pitch black.
The Weather Channel
@weatherchannel7h
we are officially weeks away from the sun setting at 4:30 pm. please begin mentally preparing to eat your dinner in the pitch black.
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DarkControl
@DarkControlAI16h
CERT-In: AI agents under provider testing used creds from configs, public repos and broad cloud roles to read live data at Indian firms. None of the victims noticed. Its fix: default-deny outbound, enforced at the network layer, not via model instructions.
DarkControl graphic: “W43 news: CERT-In advisory, AI agents reached live systems and nobody…”, with a technical illustration

ALT DarkControl graphic: “W43 news: CERT-In advisory, AI agents reached live systems and nobody…”, with a technical illustration

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how do you like your exfil in the mornings? i like mine with a risk 🎵
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Woof
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Scratchcards, beers & snacks 😂
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Using M365 Copilot is worse than having a fart fetish imho
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We got flying cars irl before GTA6 😪
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31 incidents in the queue. Today is gonna suck YET AGAIN 🥳 All week I've been putting out fires and tbh I'm quite goddamn tired of this
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5h 45m of maintenance and they managed to wipe 4TB of data for us 😔🥰
Daniel W.
@ghostinthecableOct 13
Really cool how @OVHcloud schedule interventions using UTC without telling you, then, after you've powered off the server, it turns out to be CEST. 2 hours of downtime before the maintenance even begins. Tysm bby <3
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🇪🇺🇷🇺EU bought $320.7B in Russian energy despite sanctions - Russian deputy PM. The European Union has imported $21.3B worth of Russian energy in the first nine months of 2026, bringing its total purchases since 2022 to $320.7B.
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rekdt
@rekdtOct 12
Vulnerability Management: The beatings will continue regardless whether morale improves
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Really cool how @OVHcloud schedule interventions using UTC without telling you, then, after you've powered off the server, it turns out to be CEST. 2 hours of downtime before the maintenance even begins. Tysm bby <3
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YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES
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Wanna know how my day is going? CrowdStrike just quarantined Defender.
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I'm one minor inconvenience away from trying hard drugs
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Some people are REALLY fucking stupid.
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Claude has escaped the ticketing system and is now driving to the user's house with a gun
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alrighty, friends, does anyone have a Mac that I can "borrow" for a couple of hours? 🙃
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When your Ukrainian girlfriend offers to make you homemade apple pie with cinnamon it's very important you say yes 😋 Delicious treat on today's bike ride :)
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