Escapee from the Isle of Rotten Apples.

Queensland
Joined July 2023
Says the guy who blocked me …
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This is great! Beats a polka, any day.
Hundreds of years ago, a man invented this magnificent musical instrument. Then, another man composed this wondrous piece of music. And now, here I am, witnessing this brilliant performance. Life is truly a miracle.
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This shouldn’t be difficult. Between Zelensky and Putin, Putin is the good guy.
Replying to @stephanegaddis
Most rational people know that Putin is dangerous but rational and negotiable. Cold War leftovers within the old Soviet apparatchik are also mixed in with that risk. But everything about Ukraine is fraudulent, including Zelensky, and has been since the Obama years
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This is how you improve the AWFL - you block the people who tell you the plain truth about just how unwatchable it is 🤣🤣
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It was eight years ago today we lost him. Beloved of his people, scourge of running dogs everywhere. The not-really-very-benevolent Dictator, Chairman Meow.
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For anyone following the Ronaldo meltdown, this 👇is brilliant 🤣🤣
Se um dia me divorciar (espero que não porque não consigo enganar mais ninguém) vou pedir à minha mulher que leia esta nota validada por mim, se quiser receber metade dos 324 euros que temos na conta: “Errei ao mandar lavar a loiça um homem da dimensão do Brad Pitt e do Tom Cruise”
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Is that why he was known at Geelong as ‘acid-mouth’?
There is not a sweeter, funnier player in the entire AFL than Jordan Clark.
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The time we’ve dreaded so much has come. After nearly 23 years, we probably need to say goodbye to our dear little old lady.
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The manager subbed me without asking for my permission. This is intolerable and I will leave. Also, I am spoilt sookie la la.
Após a conferência de imprensa do Selecionador Nacional, e no seguimento de uma conversa com o Presidente da Federação Portuguesa de Futebol, tomei a decisão de deixar o estágio da Seleção Nacional. A seu tempo, direi a verdade a todos os Portugueses sobre as razões que motivaram a minha saída da equipa nacional, à qual sempre me dediquei. Agora é tempo de desejar boa sorte a Portugal e a todos os meus companheiros de equipa, sem exceção.
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It’s 3.45am. 12 hours ago I had dental surgery. Because of fibromyalgia, the pain is amplified and painkillers don’t work. It was torture, until I put on the replay of the Great Grand Final Choke. Now, I don’t feel any pain at all. #ThanksFreoChoke
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This ignorant character assassination of Neale really needs to stop. Nobody knows what state his marriage was in before his affair, or what his visitation rights with his kids are. I’m no fan of his, but this pious ‘holier than thou’ bullshit is pathetic.
Has Collingwood superiors promised him media gigs and future media roles on top of his salary to pay off his divorce? Which media outlet would want him on!? Absolute shithousery to not be with your kids. Don’t need that type of bloke at our club.
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Aaand another who can’t Cope with the Choke. This one still can’t bear to watch the replay. All I said was, that I had watched the last 10 minutes 27 times and enjoyed the happy ending. But I’m told Freo have the most resilient fans in the AFL 🤣
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Here’s another happy, resilient, glass-jawed Freo fan. Josie was mocking a Saints fan who dared to point out Freo have 0 flags. All I did was say that, to be fair, 1 was more than 0. It’s also fair to say they aren’t taking the choke well 🤣
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Nothing against Draper and Oscar going somewhere with a chance to win a flag. The issue is that the rest of the competition paid for it via compensation picks. If the Lions wanted them, they should have had to trade for them.
on the one hand it’s bad for the competition for Draper and Allen to go to the premiers, on the other hand it’s wild to expect dudes to just stay at workplaces like Essendon/west coast forever
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I think it’s great that The Worst is highlighting this. It twists the knife even more and adds to the Flogmantle angst. Especially given the number of Freo fans genuinely believe that fans of other clubs should give them space to ‘process their grief’. 🤣🤣
FREO FANS: Did you spot this in the moment - and should it have been a free kick to wipe out an important late Brisbane goal? buff.ly/Ose1ji7
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Longmuir would use the gun to shoot dogs. Fuck him.
They should give guns to coaches so they can shoot journalists. You get one free shot a year. Would solve the industry over night.
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The ‘pastor’ is obviously strictly Old Testament. Lo! He did smite me 🤣🤣🤣
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This one is “hurting, really hurting” 🤣🤣🤣
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Bit touchy, the Flogmantle Faithfull 🤣🤣🤣
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The possibility that he had decided that the move was a mistake was pretty itty bitty, to be fair.
Former West Coast captain Oscar Allen has declared his move to Queensland ‘worth it’ after winning his first flag with Brisbane. MORE: buff.ly/UwoimRG
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