king of curses oikawa 🎸 sam

oh this will def work on me......... what the fuck

My sister and I used to fight a lot as kids. One day my dad took us on a camping trip, and as usual we started fighting over something. Eventually she got up and walked away, I assumed it was over. Turns out my dad left a gun in the car that she knew about.

non americans get on here and be like “we use aave to make yall understand us better bc you IDIOTS only speak one language” yet they the ones that chose to download the AMERICAN app and speak with the AMERICAN people u cannot make this up 😭

我以前把怀孕的蟑螂放进逼里，使劲一夹给夹爆，然后一堆小蟑螂就从逼里钻出来，有一种当妈妈的感觉。我一般用风油精，往里面灌点，蟑螂什么的就出来了，完事拿酒精擦擦消个毒。没事的，毕竟都定期来姨妈的，脏东西都排过去了。摸完风油精的逼逼塞进来刚开始凉凉的，后来火辣辣的，冰火两重天操起来很刺激，用过的都说好。我好想纹身在阴唇褶皱里，翻出来当社会人，翻进去考公。顺便给阴唇做个美容，把边边割下来做麻辣扇贝边，然后高价卖给公狗。

That must feel amazing

welcome back brat 2024

assistir isso aqui os 13 anos me mudou como pessoa mds do ceu

Please don’t ever offer to drive if you don’t know how to keep consistent pressure on the gas pedal

I miss him so much, meanwhile he probably hasn’t even thought of me since we last spoke :/

People jst pretend to enjoy this man. No sweet dish like kheer, basundi, ras can taste good with puris Puris belong with spicy curries

indians claim holi too now 💔💔 legit the jews of south asia

BRO THE SPLASHDOWN TIME WAS EXACTLY 12:07 am NO ERROR ! FLAT EARTHERS COULD NEVERRR !!!

a duo i made up

‘Haikyu!!’ premiered 12 years ago today.