Security Engineer in Fintech

Durban, South Africa
Joined October 2020
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That is without doubt the shittest haircut I’ve ever seen😭
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Doing a ball-drop to see if the pitch is playable whilst standing in a foot of water is absolutely outstanding
🚨πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Έ A game in the 4th division of Spanish football between PeΓ±a Deportiva and UCAM Murcia CF was suspended due to heavy rain. The pitch was flooded. β˜”οΈβŒ
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DeepSeek V4.1 Flash looks like the new SOTA for motion design. Look at the 3D detail and UI transitions. Made with Higgsfiled.
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Crystal Palace. 26/27 squad.
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How I’m gonna feel driving the new Tesla Roadster when Danger Zone starts playing
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What a sexy beastly roar – at North District, Hong Kong
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wait, can i use AI to create firmware for my TV which doesn’t spy on me and generally suck ass??
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Me clicking Yes to all to claude code without reading anything
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BREAKING: New Porsche supercar LEAKED πŸ’¦
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Not even mad tbh - PSG's team is a cheat code on FC
🚨| BREAKING: Speed is in DISBELIEF after Eberechi Eze chooses to play as PSG instead of his OWN TEAM Arsenal in their FIFA 1v1 πŸ‘€πŸ˜­ β€œI’ll die for my team… but on FIFA, I’m not too sure about that.”
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Russel has never had a merge conflict. He has also never had a coworker.
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Jesus Christ
🚨 BREAKING: Microsoft's October 2026 Patch Tuesday is MASSIVE! Microsoft has fixed a record-breaking 1,411 security vulnerabilities, including 70 critical flaws and 3 zero-days, one of which is actively exploited in attacks. πŸ”₯ 317 remote code execution flaws ⚠️ 677 privilege escalation flaws πŸ›‘οΈ 40 security feature bypass flaws πŸ’» Time to get patching!
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Getting them all to go off at once is tricky. Here’s the best one yet. 30rds (10x3)
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Why would I pay $15/month for your software when I can plan, build, review, improve, host, launch, scale, secure, patch, monitor and debug it myself?
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My humanoid robot mistaking Guinness for hydraulic fluid
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Please send these people all the way back to kindergarten and have them restart their whole education PLEASE.
we’re actually doomed
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we are living in quite interesting and fun times
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