@geraintgriffith

We were just on the edge of Barstow when we decided that glamourising drug use was reckless and irresponsible

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Joined March 2012
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This tree must be fucking mental.
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@emkenobiAug 11
We will not be watching
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmAug 11
A remake of ‘POSSESSION’ from ‘Smile’ director Parker Finn will release on June 11, 2027 in theaters. • Starring Callum Turner & Margaret Qualley • Original film follows a woman who starts behaving sinisterly after asking her husband for a divorce
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Robert Smith is 67 years old today. That's a lot of years at the kohl face
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There now follows my annual Robert Smith from The Cure eyeliner joke. Thank you for your patience
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They're not going to tell us what it is, though.
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Is this about up the arse
All The Fun Of the Theme Park@ATFOTPMar 12
Does anyone know if Platinum Passholders can still use the Forbidden Valley entrance at Alton Towers this weekend?
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Murphy looks a lot like his owner, it's uncanny
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Applications for Everyone I Have Ever Slept With Part II are now being invited
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Subtly body shaming the widow by AI here.
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Didn't think it through Vol 355672
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Yer dad walks round the garden in his Oodie and pretends he's one of The Traitors #traitors
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I don't understand the need to advertise Christmas when it's already quite popular. #christmasadverts
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It's petit, actually
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I can't believe it's been 10 years (yesterday) etc...
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katie@pipterino25 Aug 2025
The Velvet London Underground
Saul Sadka
@Saul_Sadka24 Aug 2025
This is the London Banana. As long as you stay within the Banana, you'll have a great time in London. Almost everything outside the Banana is horrible these days, best avoid. Not clear why, or when this happened. But it is what it is.
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'You can't put that up in our town!' Unsightly erections etc...
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Horses.. The only animal with a natural Mohawk and no access to gel.
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Whoever told me that Toploader had been killed by mortar fire at Arnhem was obviously lying. #VEDay80
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I visited a monastery yesterday and watched as God incinerated a small child.
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If that's the casket, then the buffet's going to be shit.
The Associated Press
@AP22 Apr 2025
BREAKING: The Vatican releases first images of Pope Francis in a casket as cardinals arrive to discuss his funeral and plan the conclave to elect his successor. Follow AP's live updates. shorturl.at/YzZo4
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