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Joined January 2017
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Charlie
@MoistCr1TiKaL11 Apr 2021
Everyone doing the Gangnam Style dance was the closest we've ever come to world peace
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Google: how to not burn pancakes
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MowtenDoo@MowtenDoo12 Feb 2020
The existence of Canada Dry implies the existence of Canada Wet
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Me: looks at cars for 5 seconds YouTube: WE'RE CARVANA THE COMPANY THAT INVENTED CAR VENDING MACHINES AND BUYING A CAR ONE HUNDRED PERCENT ONLINE
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Cat's collar #spoilamoviein2words
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Olivia Reed@liv_reed175 Oct 2019
High school teachers: your college professors won’t be nearly as laid back as I am My college professor:
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Are tow trucks just ambulances for ambulances
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Nick Roman@TheRomanNick16 Jun 2019
Her: "He's probably thinking about some other woman." Him: "If the trees in Oz are sentient, does that make the Tin Man a murderer?"
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jacksfilms
@jacksfilms7 Jun 2019
Welcome back to twitter where everyone's angry and the retweets don't matter
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Coram Deo@Coram_Deo__25 May 2019
Barber: what you want, fam? Him: you know Toad from Mario Kart... Barber: say no more
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[to the tune of the spider man theme] baby shoes, never worn, that’s cuz baby was never born
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The scariest thing about #AvengersEndgame is that Fortnite and dabbing will still be relevant in five years
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WatchMojo
@WatchMojo10 Apr 2019
#NationalSiblingsDay
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Arby's
@Arbys4 Apr 2019
Sir, this is an Arby’s
Neil deGrasse Tyson
@neiltyson3 Apr 2019
The Universe is blind to our sorrows and indifferent to our pains. Have a nice day!
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Nation Celebrates Devout Christian Missionary By Getting Totally Hammered babylonbee.com/news/nation-c…

Nation Celebrates Devout Christian Missionary By Getting Totally Hammered

U.S.—Reports from around the country Saturday indicated that celebrations in honor of Christian missionary Saint Patrick consisted primarily of consuming large amounts of alcohol in order to get “t...

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jacksfilms
@jacksfilms17 Mar 2019
RT if you think Endgame will be a spicy meat-a-ballllll-aaaaaa Like if yes
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#DaylightSaving
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Seems about right...
GibiOfficial.bsky.social@GibiOfficial4 Mar 2019
finally watched Crimes of Grindlewald and let me tell u that um...that did not make any sense
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