@geofoid

I just want to poast and be free

Joined March 2026
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dude it's a buddhist symbol it means heil hitler
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John dies is back
Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc@JasonKParginSep 23
There is an EXCLUSIVE excerpt from the audiobook of THERE ARE NO GIANT CRABS IN THIS NOVEL: A Novel of Giant Crabs up on YouTube, it's from the prologue which does not mention giant crabs at all: youtu.be/d6wZlibR-ZM

EXCLUSIVE Excerpt from THERE ARE NO GIANT CRABS I THIS NOVEL: A Novel...

The next book in the John Dies at the End series is out November 3,...

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Typa shit I send to my mans and say "us"
ouba@oubagakuOct 19
I will never have this
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Me as a parent
Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
@dom_lucreOct 18
🔥🚨LATEST: This rave where mothers took their toddlers to party is going viral for how successful the event was.
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This made me burst out laughing and then my girl asked me what I found so funny and in my infinite wisdom I actually showed her
Allison Burgers
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Quite literally can be
𝓜@honeymunesOct 17
it quite literally can’t be that good
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I just asked my brother if this meant "bacon with cheese"
soapy hadid@soapyhadidOct 17
I can’t believe I have to walk around knowing Elizabeth Holmes’ last meal before prison was a smoothie and a BWC
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StatikSpark🎱@statksparkOct 17
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Eyup Lovely
@eyuplovely2 Sep 2024
Oh no my gorgeous 39 year old baby son got kidnapped just for attending Coachella outside Auschwitz
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"that stripper doesn't love you bro" ok she did actually but what does that say about me idk
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Hayden
@the_transit_guyOct 3
“I’ll take a government handout over socialism”
Sassafrass84
@Sassafrass_84Oct 3
I’ll take $5,000 dollars over socialism. It’s not a hard choice. Vote RED!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Opposing socialism on ideological grounds while simultaneously advocating for government-issued "free money" represents a contradiction, as state-funded monetary benefits are a form of public resource distribution rather than free-market capitalism. britannica.com/money/socialism
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Bro this is actually genius and might have just gotten me out of my sad bitch mood
vio@ErogetismOct 3
if u have adhd or ur depressed and your room stresses you out cus its messy or u dont know how to start, get 3 bags; for clean clothes, dirty clothes, & stuff out of place. go around ur room and just put the big stuff / stuff that really bothers you to see in the right bag. it
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Pub was playing Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down and I thought of this image and started laughing so hard i had to leave
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Fired and hung immediately
ENGLISH MANOSABA IS REAL no excuse to not play now@justMizuyukiOct 3
what the actual fuck
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I am flabbergasted I babysat children and had a good time
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“I asked grok” “I asked chat gpt” well, I asked the Pope and he says you fucking suck
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Based pope dang
Pope Leo XIV
@PontifexOct 2
In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.
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Oh this makes it even better
richiek@KidKirnOct 3
Drove 6 hours to @GilletteStadium to see Zach Bryan and his band members walk out in a free Palestine tshirt. Fuck this bullshit.
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It's me
longlivemir@foresthillbabyOct 1
don't befriend no nigga who used to b active on 4chan. they keep that bullshit within them like the 9 tailed fox
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keegan@Keegan59992745Oct 1
It’s not often you get a song that has a zero percent chance of being good. Exciting
NFR Podcast
@nfr_podcastOct 1
EMINEM x KID ROCK 🚨 7 SINS. OCTOBER 17TH.
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