Americans eat Turkeys at Christmas. Do people in Turkey eat Americans? short.bdsmgalls.net/jessica
I always finish sandwiches because there will already be too many regrets when I die. go.bdsmgalls.net/silvia
When someone tells me about a book they've read, I pretentiously say, "Oh, I don't even own a book." go.bdsmgalls.net/petra
go.bdsmgalls.net/rowena A video of my kids attempting to cut steak would make an excellent commercial for condoms.
tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/charli… Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to "cheek his paperwork".
googl.adultgalls.com/concett… Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity.
tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/marc If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many.
In Hidden Valley, childhood obesity is covered up in creamy ranch dressing. tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/kimber…
googl.adultgalls.com/jay Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you?
Hey TV producers! Create a show for white people called "Brunch Wars". You're welcome. googl.adultgalls.com/roberta
bitly.xaijo.com/cara The buildup of carbon emissions in the atmosphere is a great icebreaker.
"My phone's about to die." -Me, 30 seconds into every phone call .... shorturl.xaijo.com/jamie
bitly.xaijo.com/joan I was throwing banana peels at other cars because I'm out of turtle shells, officer. Duh.
I don't know what I'd do without Twitter. Probably my work. shorturl.xaijo.com/bettie
shorturl.xaijo.com/warren Girls are never wrong. Until they are. Then they cry and are, somehow, not wrong again.
bitly.xaijo.com/MjrPNn You can never really be alone... Except if you don't have a smart phone.