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Joined March 2007
Proof that circular runways would work!!! (/s)
How pilot Vincent Fraser made an emergency landing on a busy four-lane highway in North Carolina [video, HD: buff.ly/3NPD4CU]
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The first day of the return of @woxy's #ModernRock500 on @InhailerRadio has been great. So nice to hear WOXY DJs like @BarbAbney, @mattsledge and @shivvy together on the radio again.
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The reason he's giving people with high follower counts Blue is so that people can't just hide/block everyone with Blue, right?
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I wonder why my Charter @Ask_Spectrum internet occasionally has large spikes of increased latency. Nothing on my home network changes. (Ignore the blue line, I was pinging the first upstream connection.)
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”Boom, boom, boom, boom. I want you in my room. Let's spend the night together from now until forever.” The Vengaboys predicted the Covid-19 pandemic in the late 90s. #xp
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Pentagon memo says object shot down over Canada was a "small, metallic balloon" #xp
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People say "I'll rip you a new one!" but we never hear people say "You are a multitude of assholes!" but instead they say "You are a huge asshole!". #xp
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Got a new dial caliper and now I'm going around measuring things. Apple lists the AppleTV Siri Remote as 35mm wide, but it is most definitely 34.778mm. Ridiculous false advertising. #xp
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New startup idea: A curated directory of local businesses, including their address and phone number, organized by category and sorted by name. For a small fee businesses can pay to increase the visibility of their listing. #xp
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I killed a fly today with my bare hands. Yes, I know flies are kinda slow but it did feel pretty awesome after a kinda strange day.
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We should just switch to the unix epoch for time representation. * Integer-based: Makes for easy manipulation and storage. * UTC-based: No more confusion about time zones. * The obvious precursor to our eventual use of stardates.
If you like working from home so much, how come you refer to times of day without including the time zone in your email?
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The House of Representatives just finished its ninth unsuccessful vote for a new speaker, the first time in 163 years. The last time it took 10 rounds or more, Charles Darwin had just published his findings on the theory of evolution. n.pr/3Indra9
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The year is 2149, the remaining members of the house GOP are on the 33,640th failed vote to nominate Kevin McCarthy, who has been dead for nearly 100 years, to be speaker.
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Someone finally did it.
Downfall: Elon’s Free Speech Edition.
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Yeaaaa, I don't think Grimes is gonna do a better job running this site.
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I have tried to get into Einstürzende Neubauten many times over the years, it seems like I band I should like but it just never clicks.