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Geoff

@geoffbart

New Yorker. Don't take this feed too seriously.

 New York, NY
Joined January 2009
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God gave us math.
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GOD IS IN CONTROL‼️ 🙏🏻
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And it’s confirmed. With Stephen Miller’s positive test, we now know that the virus can be transferred *back* from humans to bats.
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Get tickets to our monthly book club at @MEATBALLERS discussing The Incendiaries by R. O. Kwon: goo.gl/ZQnUVt via @TastingTable
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Cue: "I SMELL LIKE BEEEEEF" goo.gl/njKXwe via @TastingTable
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If @TheLobsterLady1's victory at the @TastingTable #LobsterRumble didn't make your heart skip 3 beats last night, we don't know what will: goo.gl/uwibk8 via @TastingTable
Save the date for @TastingTable's Lobster Rumble, the best, butteriest event of summer: goo.gl/2HwcTU
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How to Pull off an Easy Holiday Gathering: goo.gl/kpFn26 via @TastingTable @NOLETSGins #spon
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"[Failed nazis after WWII] lived the rest of their lives in shame and now rest in hell...." Powerful little vid xitter.cf/attn/status/8983280985…
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The magical culinary island you've never heard of: goo.gl/BLbQkR via @TastingTable
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We see your sangria and raise you this charred peach rosé version: goo.gl/MGTh9E via @TastingTable
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Summer nights and outdoor parties call for sweet and tart spiked peach lemonade: goo.gl/r5PAG4 via @TastingTable @NOLETSGins #spon
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These 3 sweet and salty tropical marinades will change your grilling game this summer goo.gl/wn2JGT @DoleTweets #spon
3 Marinades Made For Summer Grilling - Tasting Table

3 Marinades Made For Summer Grilling - Tasting Table

Fire up the grill and turn up the heat on your meats and veg with these sweet and salty tropical marinades from Dole and Tasting Table.

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If you think the #RompHim is a new thing our fashion-pioneering generation has come up with, that's just straight up erroneous.
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Actually, in America, we don't have to worship God if we don't want to. xitter.cf/foxnews/status/8634774…
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.@POTUS: "In America, we don't worship government. We worship God." fxn.ws/2pIWnQ0
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We can't get enough of this traditional Spanish one-pan pasta: goo.gl/JbKI4o via @TastingTable
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These are the most popular margarita recipes on @Pinterest, and they're delicious: goo.gl/Dbw6CQ via @TastingTable

The 10 Most Popular Margarita Recipes On Pinterest - Tasting Table

We've got exactly what you need to satisfy that margarita craving. Here are the most popular margarita recipes on Pinterest.

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This Middle Eastern hot sauce is our new favorite condiment: goo.gl/VCJpAF via @TastingTable
Pour Some Schug On Me - Tasting Table

Pour Some Schug On Me - Tasting Table

Behold your new favorite condiment. This fiery herbal hot sauce is about to take your grilling game to the next level.

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