making this to keep myself up to date, since apparently it's what all the mods are doing. i'll say this once, and once only: my job is to protect you, not to care about you. don't forget it. [Cord joins parody Twitter!] #pursuitcore #parodytwt

//holy shit there's 100 of you here now, um... hi, everyone??? i've only been parodying for 10 days 😭 i'm really happy that you all like cord and his bullshit uhhhhhhh new pinned post coming soon uhhhhhh go check out my youtube cus it's objectively cooler youtube.com/@remaG_modnaR

are you... ok? do you want 2 talk about it?

it was a 2 day ban 4 reckless endangerment, which had been caused by a roflpix that had somehow gotten drunk off of hyperlink fuel and had stumbled out in2 a road, leaking oil everywhere. that was 3 years ago, and i still get confused by that 2 this day...

1: katmin doesn't like being misgendered. 2: i don't take orders from pint-sized lolcats. it's kinda hard 4 me 2 take you srsly anyway. *Cord snickers.*

being a mod is like my purpose in life. i've always been a fighter, and i've always believed those who have strength must use it 2 protect those who don't. that's what i want 2 do, and geocity is a prime place 4 me 2 do that. i only hope my efforts are recognised 4 their worth...

evil kit shows up once more. they just live in my strawpage ig, heh.

oh! that- oh, dear, um... i hope you're alr, jesus...

this "evil kit" seems 2 want 2 make themselves known on my strawpage... heh, cute.

submissions like this are so boring... ik that's you sweep, you're not slick.

//cord will discover this after the fight, dw lol

that's an oxymoron.

hm... ykw, sure. i've been needing a change of pace.

tbh, i don't rly have strong opinions on any of them. they live in their own world almost, separate from the usual geocity citizens. ofc, they're still under our protection, but they seem 2 handle themselves just fine, so i've never gotten 2 speak with them much.

you wouldn't be the 1st 2 give me that look...

no.

there's no rule saying hammers can't have sharp edges. and in fact, they often do; ever seen a war hammer?

pff, i'm not doing anything about that. the captain deals with *him* at his own risk.

//i'm not expecting to win this but it would be really funny...