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Nearly 100,000 Jewish people gathered last night at the Western Wall in Jerusalem to pray, cry out, and bring their petitions before God: “Master of forgiveness, Searcher of hearts, Revealer of mysteries, Speaker of righteousness. We have sinned before You - have mercy upon us. Glorious in wonders, Ancient in consolations, Rememberer of the covenant with the fathers, Examiner of the innermost being. We have sinned before You - have mercy upon us. Good and gracious to all creation, Knower of all hidden things, Subduer of iniquities, Clothed in righteousness. We have sinned before You - have mercy upon us. Abounding in merits, Awesome in praises, Forgiver of iniquities, Answerer in times of trouble. We have sinned before You – have mercy upon us. Worker of salvation, Foreseer of the future, Caller of the generations, Rider of the highest heavens. We have sinned before You – have mercy upon us. Hearer of prayers, Perfect in knowledge. We have sinned before You – have mercy upon us.” Arab media channels described this gathering as a “Jewish invasion” of what they called their sacred Muslim holy site.