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Alolan Keith

@genius_blond

reluctantly alive 🌈

 Toronto
Joined December 2009
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MOTHER
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steillione (@steillione) profile picturesteillione@steillione3h
Gay people will see a random woman and call her mother
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ੈ✩‧₊˚@hvvparvatiAug 12
“oh that’s hilarious” and she has no idea what she’s just read dhejwhej
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tweets that didn't age well
Emirates (@emirates) profile pictureEmirates
@emiratesNov 13
Your email might be down, but the skies are always open. ✉️✈️
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how did that work out
Gizmodo (@Gizmodo) profile pictureGizmodo
@GizmodoNov 13
The FAA Is Rolling Out Its AI Air Traffic Tool Nationwide gizmodo.com/the-faa-is-rolli…
The FAA Is Rolling Out Its AI Air Traffic Tool Nationwide

The FAA Is Rolling Out Its AI Air Traffic Tool Nationwide

The FAA is expanding use of an $875 million AI tool, SMART, to "assist in managing air traffic across the entire national airspace system," but the agency says that the route-management software will...

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brent 🌹🗽
@BrentInQueensNov 13
Got laid off by Microsoft but the good news is that today was my first day on the job with the FAA!
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👾daphne@endiive17 Nov 2023
oh they clocked her downnn. look at the way she’s thinking she’s freshly caught tuna tartare, whole time her tuck slipped and trade playing in her face so nasty
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this would be the most iconic final 3 in Survivor history #Survivor51 #Survivor
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me with pokemon music & politics 👉👈
J🅰️D📧N (@Jaden219_) profile pictureJ🅰️D📧N@Jaden219_Nov 12
listening to a man nerd out about his special interest >>>>>
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The gay male friend waiting for all the girls to come out of the bathroom
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having a life outside of the internet really makes you realize that some of you people are unnecessarily weird and cruel. i am begging you to go out and talk to real people.
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Stevie Dee@StevieDeeOTTNov 12
cleared another opp as usual
Big Brother Tea (@TheBigBroTea) profile pictureBig Brother Tea
@TheBigBroTeaNov 11
Chuk has canceled his plans to attend Celebrity Weekend in December. There will NOT be a Chuk and Haley reunion following their recent fallout #bb28
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jenna 🧸@powerofvethoeNov 10
he was so far ahead of his time when he dropped this banger thank u rob cesternino #bb28
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Swolecialist
@BlackLanterrnNov 10
Made the mistake of telling people to be nicer
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Team Thog
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new barista has pink hair and a they/them pronouns sticker. this is about to be the best latte of my life
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number of fight song edits: Haley- 1 Chuk- 0 #bb28
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Ahmed Salah@anAhmedSalahNov 9
Honeypotting seems easy, but Chinese spies have to under go years of training to allow them to not roll their eyes while talking to a tech bro
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SªM🦋@SambeernardoNov 9
let’s serve and not tell feraligatr
Aus10 🪷 (@Sealeo331) profile pictureAus10 🪷@Sealeo331Nov 9
I think it’s interesting and cool how all of the Johto starters received new forms in the Pokémon Legends games. They also received secondary typings. 👻🧚🏽‍♀️🐲
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rachel@blaugranughNov 7
People lusting over the new democrats because we’re not used to elected officials under the age of 65
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I actually love that millennials are associate with optimism and being cringe. What a really beautiful legacy to leave in the wake of the many many many unprecedented devastating events we’ve lived through. Hope looks really good on us.
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