@genericsteele

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Oh. Hey there.
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“Daddy?” “Yeah kiddo?” “Is Ariel Elmo’s dad?” “It’s too early to unpack that one, kiddo.” “…” “Yeah, she probably is.”
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It looks like there's an issue with downloading the CLI from app-updates.agilebits.com/pr…
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Before you do something new to make your 2 year old happy, ask yourself “Can I do this another 15 times every day for the next 15 days?”
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Elrond could have just, like, kicked the ring out of Isildur’s hand in Mt. Doom.
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It’s ok that your website uses cookies, but please use those cookies to remember that I said it was ok to use cookies.
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Din Djarin is the Forrest Gump of Star Wars
“Ruby, stop hitting your baby’s head on the TV” is something I just had to say out loud.
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Peppermint Patty? More like Peppermint Karen, amiright?
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I’m here for Doug
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This is a good feeling.
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Someone needs to investigate Mr. Bull’s business practices. He’s rebuilt Peppa Pig’s school roof far too many times.
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How the hell did they release a new Animorphs book every other month?
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Oh they were probably just bad books.
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Birthdays are a great way to find out how many Dentists still have your email address.
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Mimes can text.
Call your moms. It’s shark week.
Got my first win in Fall Guys store.playstation.com/#!/tid…
Stopwatches should be called timers and timers should be called reminders 2020
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