Married. “Apparently, there is nothing that cannot happen today.” - Mark Twain
Texas, USA
Joined July 2010
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I'ma be honest .....
I am feeling like having a cinnamon roll today. Like, a LOT
Thank you for your attention in this matter
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How I picture @Trav_A_22 as a child
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Around a year ago folks started getting vocal about how "lunches are too expensive", prices of this and that are too much, etc...
Yes. We all live in the same economy.
I make less than 30 after taxes. I accepted the job and the pay. I know what the incremental corporate raises look like.
But I chose a career company. There is no ceiling here. I will get as far as I want.
People said buying a house isn't a possibility anymore.
Well 90% of your battle was lost when you said that last part.
I am about to buy a house, on my income, my wife will not work unless she wants to. But we both want her to stay home and raise our son.
Your mindset is the greatest hurdle you face.
Change your mind, follow Christ, change your environment.
The narrow path awaits you, then eternal salvation.
God Bless.
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Hail Coffee, full of cream, caffeine is with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst beverages, and blessed is the result of thy consumption, wakefulness.
Holy coffee, color of mud, be there for us workers, now at the hour of our commute. Ramen.
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Working and catching up on all the orders…
But want to wish all our brothers and sisters a Happy Veterans Day.
Hope you enjoy it.
-E
Happy birthday @mnsibley 🎈
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What is the charge? Eating a crayon? A succulent Crayola crayon?
Happy birthday, USMC!
Gather 'round children, it's story time
In honor of this 251th Birthday of my beloved Corps, a quick story.
Back in 2005, there was a dude with the unlikely name of B**kmaster from 2/7, who was out on liberty, doing his thing, and getting blackout drunk in Yucca Valley. Suddenly, it was time for him to leave the bar and return to the Marine Base, some 30 miles east. So he jumped in his car (a Challenger if I recall correctly) and began driving.
At some point along Hwy 62, he lost control of the vehicle, swerved off the road, and rolled it. He then did what any Marine in that condition, given those set of circumstances, would do.
He sat down with his back up against his vehicle, pulled out his cock, and masturbated.
According to his Co. Cmdr., a good friend of mine and a reliable source, when the cops arrived and found him in this condition, his immediate response was "Hol' up. Lemme finish."
God bless him, God bless the Marine Corps, and God bless the United States of America.
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Great class in Waco this past weekend. The weather was perfect and the people are always the best part.
Thanks to @Junkyardtactic / @texageddon for being the perfect host as always.
🤖 Made with AI
