🇬🇺 chairman of the bored 🌒 🌕 🌘

Joined November 2013
"You smelled that bitch, didn't you?"
Egu girls could have a blind boyfriend and still get mad at them for looking at another girl. Sis, relax. He can't even see.
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ryan gosling saying “dont do that, dont lose hope” when told to give advice to hopeless romantics makes me want to throw up and cry and die everywhere
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If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
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Fred Rogers met with a child psychologist every week for 22 years to build his show. She shaped everything: every script, prop, and song. The whole point was to give a child's nervous system time to slow down. In 1984, a single regulatory decision ended all of it. The psychologist was Dr. Margaret McFarland, who co-founded the Arsenal Family and Children's Center alongside Benjamin Spock and Erik Erikson. She and Rogers understood that the prefrontal cortex in children, the part of the brain that controls impulse, emotion, and attention, takes decades to fully develop. At the start of every episode, Rogers tied his sneakers and changed his sweater while children settled in. Those pauses were intentional, designed to help a child's nervous system shift into a calmer, more focused state. What ended it had nothing to do with child development science. In 1984, Reagan's FCC chairman Mark Fowler abolished the advertising limits that had protected children's programming from commercial pressure. Toy companies moved within months. Between 1984 and 1985, cartoons tied to toy lines increased by 300%, from a handful of shows to more than 40 animated series. In almost every case, the toy was designed first. The cartoon was built to sell it. Researchers later put numbers to what parents were already noticing. A 2011 study in Pediatrics from the University of Virginia tested 60 four-year-olds across three groups: one watching SpongeBob, which cuts scene every 11 seconds; one watching a slow PBS show, which cuts scene every 34 seconds; and one drawing. Nine minutes later, all three took tests on attention, impulse control, short-term memory, and problem-solving. The SpongeBob group scored significantly worse across every measure. In the 1970s, children began watching television around age 4. Research from pediatrician Dimitri Christakis found that by 2009, the average age of first screen exposure had dropped to 4 months, as the content got faster and the audience got younger. Researchers separately found that each additional hour of daily screen time at ages 1 or 3 raised the risk of attention problems at age 7 by 9%.
We didn’t realize it then, but kids’ shows used to be this calm on purpose.
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This made me laugh out loud, and I've never seen a full episode of SATC.
Replying to @realwebmimi
eu tô morrendo c os comentários, agr entendo pq ela escolheu ficar c o steve
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Ellie and Andy from Cougar Town
very struck by this tiktok where a divorce attorney said the best heterosexual relationship dynamic is “evil witch devoted henchman”
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My daughter sends. She knows all about this. Also please come over so I can feed you
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Remembering the time my dumbass cat snuck out and I chased him out to the alley and he was like evading me and it was late at night and I was worried he’d run off and get lost or hurt. I was chasing him around this car mad as hell and then suddenly we heard this noise and both
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Suburgatory. Maybe I just yearn for the 2010s color and fun.
You’re trapped in the last TV show you watched, where are you?
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The greatest trope is when a character has a cousin who is just a country/cowboy version of them
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Let me trace the timeline here because nobody's connecting it. Step 1: Scrape the entire internet. Every book, every article, every conversation, every piece of art, every forum post. Do it without asking. Do it without paying. Step 2: Train a model on all of it. Call it "artificial intelligence." Step 3: Go to BlackRock's Infrastructure Summit and announce: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter." Step 3 is where you sell people's own knowledge back to them. On a meter. They took the collective output of human thought, compressed it into a model, and now they want to charge you by the token to access a version of what you and everyone you know already created. One Reddit user put it perfectly: "They stole all this data from us, the people, our life's work, creativity, art, by devouring the internet and blowing through all copyright laws. Now they want to sell it back to us in the form of a utility." Imagine if someone photocopied every book in the public library, burned the library down, and then opened a subscription service for the copies. That's the metered intelligence business model. And they're pitching it to infrastructure investors as though they invented water.
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I MAY NOT KNOW MY FLOWERS, BUT I KNOW A BITCH WHEN I SEE ONE!
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the pope wrote a 42,000 word manifesto declaring war on AI. we are so freaking back.
Humanity, created by God in all its grandeur, is today facing a pivotal choice: either to construct a new Tower of Babel or to build the city in which God and humanity dwell together. In Jesus Christ, this humanity in its grandeur becomes the Way, the Truth and the Life, opening the path for each of us to grow toward fullness. #MagnificaHumanitas vatican.va/content/leo-xiv/e…
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The pick-me blocked me on everything.
People be wanting to punish you because you see them for who they are. People hate you when they know you can see beyond their masks.
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Mind you, they've approached/reached out to me 3 times without me having to do a damn thing. But I get blocked. (Good! Leave me alone lol)
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Boomers five years ago: “I DO NOT CONSENT TO MY IMAGE OR POSTS BEING USED BY MARK ZUCKERBERG FOR META, FACEBOOK, INSTAGRAM, OR WHATSAPP TO SELL MY DATA. Like and share if you agree!” Boomers today, for some reason: “hey I just uploaded all your baby pictures to ChatGPT and you and all your cousins look like penguins isn’t this cute I’m uploading all the grandkids next”
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Keeping this app because I'd reveal way too much on Threads. I will subtweet the hell out of this pick-me ass business owner.
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Today I am being reminded why the Black Panthers had mandatory reading.
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