Woody Harrelson and Mathew McConaughey… drunk, high or just irrelevant?
#thc #toolewdfortv #alrightalrightalright
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Men, when y’all shower, please wash your ass, dick and balls. Then do it again! I gotta stop if I smell shit.
Please and thank you. 🚫💩
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GayTexan retweeted
Now THIS is a level of pettiness I can fully support. 😂
This man invited her on a cruise, told her it cost $1,100, took her money… then REMOVED HER FROM THE BOOKING.
Whole time, the cruise was only $524 TOTAL. 😭
So what did sis do? Booked HER OWN cruise, pulled up on that same ship and went looking for her $1,100.
Because you might scam me… but you will NOT be enjoying the buffet and ocean views with my money. 😂😂😂
Everyone can relate to this. Especially as one grows older. 💙
nobody talks about the pressure of fitting into the gay scene. it’s weird because you can look good and have a strong personality, but still feel out of place because everyone is so into themselves that sometimes it feels like you don’t even matter.
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GayTexan retweeted
Massage those baby makers with your tongue, knowing the contents will be deep inside you later.
Why is always presumed that the older person can provide the smoke and the drink? Some of these younger fellas are pulling down 💰💰💰💰BigTIME!
NO SPANKY! NO!!
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GayTexan retweeted
Texas men get together for a wild afternoon in @PrivatePlaygro1's Cowboy Cuntry! Watch the 3pt series on our pages! #cowboycuntry #privateplayground
He cursed at a public meeting. Then he was arrested. - Texas Monthly apple.news/AKzvu0TBbQvKfO1_o…
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GayTexan retweeted
Sluts don't fake masculinity, whiteboi.
Drop the pathetic act.
Let lace replace your skin, heels your shoes and thick Black Cock your only purpose.
Stop pretending, Start becoming the desperate, dripping slut you were born to be
GayTexan retweeted
No hay mayor vicio: compartir un buen par de nalgas, ver cómo otros usan un culito goloso e irnos rotando mientras batimos los mecos de otro. ¡Qué delicia y qué morbo tan HP detonar un culito pasivo en combo! 🔥💦
GayTexan retweeted
A Top’s Cumdump POV. Never bred a cumdump? Live it thru this vid.. Experience what it’s like when a cumdump offers you a place to nut. They exist to drain as many dicks as possible & won’t stop til flooded! 40min vid to goon to on JFF.
Retweet if you love cumdump action 🐽💦🕳️
