Gary Wheeldon

Errrr been waiting in for this delivery for a birthday gift. For tomorrow. Doesn’t much look like this was an attempted delivery.

@hackneycouncil we have had an abandoned DPD van on our street for over two weeks. Multiple reports. Nothing done. It’s parked on the pavement and blocking a pedestrian crossing view. HELP

@dpd_delivery_uk can you please remove your dumped DPD van from our street please. It’s blocking the pedestrian crossing and is parked on the pavement. It’s open. Empty. It’s on E9 7AN.

@metpoliceuk there appears to be a stolen / dumped DPD vehicle outside my house It’s been there a few days. Please DM for more information. Thank you.

@_dpd_uk__ there appears to be one of your vans that might have been stolen and dumped outside my house. Picture attached. DM me if you would like details of where to collect. The cabin is open and empty.

Sure. @British_Airways sat on board trying to work and the chargers for Apple are too big to fit in the tiny cabinet the plug is in. What a stupid error.

People flying into COP (including our own King) on private jets really does feel like people protesting war with guns. It’s honestly mental.

Absolutely love this rosé wine from @drinklaylo … keeping the summer vibes going.

Casual tweet about your husband by @Keir_Starmer - v proud

@SHEIN_Official I’m really not sure you need to pad out children’s swimming costumes. I’ve cut them out but it’s really odd for an 11 year old IMO. Not cool. Not the right message at all.

@SHEIN_Official I really don’t think you should be adding pads in the swimming costumes for 11 year old girls. It’s just WRONG. I’ve cut them out but it’s not right IMO.

@limebike wow. Five bikes. All broken. Awful.

@Fortnums chocolates purchased today as a gift. Only to find out they are out of date. Eek!

After seven hours of waiting for a reply … this is what I get. After 13 years of being with @SkyHelpTeam . I mean Jesus people. Respect loyalty. Get your service team sorted.

@limebike can you explain? Parked on the road in a specific bike bay?

No judgement. Seriously. But I just find this whole image so strange. It’s like components of a person pieced together. It’s just looks so odd to me.

Hot nan of five still wears a bikini. She’s 49. Get a grip