Father. Founder. Tech guy. Occasional comedian. Professional overthinker. Everyday since 1975. Results may vary.

Canada
Joined August 2008
Under Construction ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ โ€“ at Coquitlam 1, British Columbia
Ports, railways, roads, and bridges. Millions more homes. Major new energy infrastructure. As we build big, weโ€™re building Canadian โ€” putting Canadian materials, Canadian technology, and Canadian workers first.
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It's Friday! I had a McGriddle for breakfast. Try to ruin my day. Live Noon PST on TikTok Stop by and say Hello ๐Ÿ˜˜ โ€“ at Coquitlam 1, British Columbia
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Please enjoy my cartoon for Friday's @TorontoStar
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Seen a lot of these, but this one is my favourite ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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Like what if we made the container cranes look like dinosaurs that could be fun for the whole family! Ok I get why I am not in charge of these things. โ€“ at Coquitlam 1, British Columbia
Canada has what the world wants. ย  Thatโ€™s why weโ€™re modernising and expanding the Port of Vancouver. To boost and diversify our exports, create thousands of good jobs, and build a stronger, more independent Canadian economy.
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I understand itโ€™s different where youโ€™re from, but in Canada, minors are off limits
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Life is good! ๐ŸŒŽ a shitshow but it's Labour day weekend in ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ so I get more ZZZzzz. Community survey up at MapleHearts.ca ๐Ÿโค๏ธ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Gnight! โ€“ at Coquitlam 1, British Columbia
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orange you glad I didn't say banana โ€“ at Coquitlam 1, British Columbia
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The name Lake Ontario comes from the Wendat word Ontariโ€™io, which, appropriately, means โ€œthe lake is beautiful, the lake is bigโ€. The name is more than 400 years old, predating both the Confederation of Canada and the Declaration of Independence of the United States of America. We know that America is changing. Their trading relationships, their foreign policies, their national monuments, their hydronyms. Canadians also know that naming reality means calling it Lake Ontario โ€“ then, now and always.
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Chapman's gets a lot of goodwill on social media just for selling ice cream. I now know what I must do ... #IceCreamMan vt.tiktok.com/ZS4rrgH8j/ โ€“ at Coquitlam 1, British Columbia
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I'm a bit disappointed this morning that I don't have a robot making me pancakes yet. โ€“ at Coquitlam 1, British Columbia
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The absolute shock and horror as I get home to find out they gave me a plain egg and cheese and not the McGriddle. โ€“ at Coquitlam 1, British Columbia
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BREAKING NEWS๐Ÿšจ Canadian takes blame for wildfire smoke. give.redcross.ca/page/24CWFAโ€ฆ โ€“ at Coquitlam 1, British Columbia
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