karl rove was his turning point

now put on some real emo like modern baseball, title fight, or car seat headrest!!!

If an Unmarried woman doth exclaim “Hawk Tuah” after spitting upon the erect penis of a Married man, she is to be the condemned to the streets as a harlot.

just kill me now

mobile gaming is awesome because the newest phones are capable of running decently complex games but all the most popular and best sellers are shit like “tetris advertising” and “puzzle scam”

the texas GOP pressed the october surprise button

trying to sell a car and my selling point is that it can land on 4 wheels if ever launched 30 feet in the air

elon musk i do not want your five dollars even if it’s five dollars that would go towards putting up billboards that say “james talarico sucks small penises”

GTA as a franchise is a Hyper-object, similar to things like the Super Bowl and the Big Mac. Objects with such an immense cultural impact they bend the pop culture landscape around them. This game is genuinley a world-changing force.

Ochocinco is like the opposite of Pat MacAfee i wish they let him up in the booth more

this is the best shitpost W video since the bills original run on tiktok good job guys

average NFL promotion: we are running a contest for data scientists to help understand the dynamics of the full game better. average NBA promotion: we are running a contest to see who can hit the most ridiculous swap on poly market to help make our shareholders richer.

Fat Randy lives on

if you want to sports bet GO TO THE CASINO! don’t waste your time on APPS. at the CASINO they have a whole room for sports betting where they talk about nothing but sports betting. they even have other FUN GAMES for you to play between parlay legs!