@garrydix

Technology writer. Winging it. N/E London propagandist, displaced citizen of Watford.

 London, England
Joined March 2009
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This might top the Death Note live action as the worst movie in her filmography
Ryan Alexanderplatz@ryanhasbadtasteJul 23
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Refreshing the news, fingers crossed, to hear about a hunt rider suffering life changing injuries.
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Garry Dix retweeted
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@dril29 Oct 2023
Replying to @SunnyDfan4eva
Suck My Dick Hole You Mutant
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AI plankton is the single most powerful voice in the last 20 years of music.
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An entire day wasted by @MADFESTLONDON - such a shame with the calibre of speakers they had on. By the sounds of it the problems didn't stop outside, so maybe a small silver lining.
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I'm sorry but a £85k salary really doesn't make you rich, when I was on £90k I still had to force my elderly father to do laps around the garden after a hip replacement to supplement my monthly income - BEFORE tax
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Physically hurts
Ciarz@CiarzScrawlings3 Apr 2023
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Garry Dix retweeted
cants@cantseyy28 Mar 2023
Fern Cotton blocked me years ago because I said her mam did tarot readings in dunelm, now she's on radio saying nobody should take themselves too seriously.
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750 words brother that is an email
Guapó 🇬🇭@JanerteyQuaye16 Mar 2023
10hrs to write a 750 word essay. Wish me luck 😮‍💨
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Hate it when they don't have all the goals in, you simpering Tory wetwipe. Fuck off and do a crossword
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She said she was going to her sisters
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Twitter's Michaelangelo
mooms : alpine guy@Danny_McMoomins4 Feb 2023
🏉🏉🏉🏉🏉🏉🏉🏉🏉🏉🏉🏉🏉 Six Nations time again, and that means you're likely to walk in on a different kind of line-out going on in your local pub bogs. You'll need a handy guide to fit in with your new uncomfortably enthusiastic friends, and I've got just the thing.(1/2)
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Commute update: I have never met this dog before
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Sometimes it do be like that
Samuel Pepys@samuelpepys1 Feb 2023
I went home and dined with my wife on pease porridge and nothing else.
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“Dreams do come true!” An emotional Tobi Adeyemo on his goalscoring debut. 🗣 #WatfordFC
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Lol @ anyone only returning to work today. You've got no bedding-back-in period at all. Everyone else is up to speed already, and same will be expected of you. You're in for a horrendous shift. Amateur hour.
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The Summoning by Sleep Token is the best song I've heard for so so long
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Every film should be legally required to have Paul Giamatti screaming at the top of his lungs for at least one scene.
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