InfoSec/CyberSecurity, Javascript/Node.js dev, system architect, roboticist, father.

Brisbane
Joined October 2007
Glen Arrowsmith retweeted
Out today: My 2nd ever solo dev project, ‘Normal Golf Game’. Shoot from anywhere. Hit anything. But remember, you’re not leaving until Luke Muscat is satisfied. Good luck, you are going to need it ⛳
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Remember when we used to argue about tabs vs spaces? Those were the days.
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Dead workplace theory. The large majority of what I read at work is AI generated now. It's only getting worse.
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Glen Arrowsmith retweeted
My 2nd solo dev game is coming soon. It is a very normal golf game.
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I hope this isn't too spooky for those of you in tech. #Halloween
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Slack is down. Productivity improves 10x
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git vommit -m "Fix stomach bug"
just accidentally typo'd `git vommit`
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How dare you! My code is artisanal, single origin, micro-brewed in traditional heirloom graymatter.
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AI can't generate ASCII art thumbs up. Prove me wrong.
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Conspiracies were invented by big foil to sell more tinfoil hats. It's true. Do your own research.
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I made a WebCam pixelation tool last night. A bit of fun especially if you want to do something interesting with OBS streaming or zoom meetings. garrows.com/pixelcam/ #pixelart
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UltraTune (Aussie car servicing company) was reportedly ransomwared last night. Data is unverified.
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My battery pack said 113% full briefly. If you never hear from me again then show the fire investigator this tweet. ⚰️
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AI can't count
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Woolworths made $60 profit for every man woman and child in Australia in 2024. 🤔💰 $1,620,000,000÷26,700,000 people
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Commonwealth Bank made $187 profit for every man woman and child in Australia in 2024. 🤔💰 $5,000,000,000÷26,700,000 people
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Feed the Deep is fantastic. The kids and I have really enjoyed it so far. Grab it on steam for PC or Mac for less than $10.
After designing Fruit Ninja and Jetpack Joyride, I’m super proud to announce that my first solo game dev project Feed the Deep is out... NOW! Feed an eldritch horror before it feeds on you as you explore deep-sea caves and manage limited resources in this underwater roguelite.
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