Garima

☕️ All the coffee tweets you've seen today are not a coincidence ☕️ A well-known cafe’s secret playbook for expansion has been revealed: - Direct and persistent marketing to customers, often cold messaging and not taking no for an answer - Based in Mumbai but actively looks for franchise partners in other cities - Woos customers with the promise of heavenly, over-the-moon concoctions, as seen in Disney movies - Flowery, poetic descriptions of various brews, none of which taste good - Sending various photos of menu items without consideration, even when explicitly told not to by customers - Coffee innuendo including wanting to be inside the customer and imagining the cup in their hands - Suggesting food items which are basic and non-befitting a cafe - Constant reminders of hydration to customers, which are off-putting when consuming a beverage - Forcing travelling customers to visit the cafe even if they have other plans This is a warning to all potential customers to avoid the cafe at all costs — it is overpriced, with consistently bad reviews from everyone who has ever had the misfortune of visiting and tasting any item on the menu. And whatever you do, stay away from the tiramisu.

i know im old old because im so excited about going to grab a coffee + take a walk at a park 8 mins away from me…