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Gareth Pywell

@garethpywell

I'm not wearing hockey pads

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Joined April 2011
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Shilton Might’ve looked a fool at the 1990 World Cup Pens but he would’ve been all over these stuttering ones, only 35yrs ahead of his time. #worldcup #keepersunion
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All McDonald’s should have a flag outside on display and have it at half mast when the milkshake machines not working. #mcnoshake
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On Tim Flowers’ birthday, a reminder of his finest hour for Blackburn Rovers in their penultimate match of the 94/95 season against Newcastle. These four incredible saves ensured a 1-0 victory and arguably clinched the title. That one from Beresford. 👌🏻
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Children’s books should come with a rating, not for age but for the light level needed to read them. #bedtime #story
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How do we stop this happening?
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Weird listening to @bbc panel having a go at Southgate after previously praising him, then saying all he’s done is get us to two finals.
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Larry & Paul@larryandpaul7 May 2024
🇬🇧 After 14 years of rule, we have a message to the @Conservatives on behalf of the British people. #ThankYouTories 🙏🏻

Thank you Tories - Larry & Paul

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Peter Smith@Redpeter995 May 2024
"You must be very disappointed by the election results. Have you thought of resigning and giving someone else a chance?" "Not really, Prime Minister"
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Censored Men@CensoredMen2 Feb 2024
"THERE IS NO TOMORROW!" One of the best quotes in movie history. RIP Legend 🕊️♥️
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90s Football
@90sfootball7 Dec 2023
Retweet if you spent hours playing this classic game in the 90s!
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How can people responsible for how our Billions are spent , get away with my WhatsApp doesn’t work, with no investigation. #BorisJohnson #sunak #ToryCorruption
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Larry and Paul nail it every time… Client journalists, and you know who you are, this one’s for you:

#BrokenNews: People Being "Unfair" To Client Journalists

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BBC Politics
@BBCPolitics22 Nov 2023
Office for Budget Responsibility forecasts biggest drop in living standards since 1950s Follow Autumn Statement reaction and analysis ⬇

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Ferrero Rocher is the Walls Viennetta of our generation.
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Rishi is a Lannister, pass it on #teamstark
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Wait what!?!? Bit strong for @OfficialPeppa #f**k**ggazelles
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Police I’d like to report someone acting suspiciously @lewis1889g
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Dress me like an iPhone case. @bbcweather
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Seems I missed I'm still standing, during my pee, drink run. Gutted #Glastonbury #over40
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