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Conservative punk, Fellini revivalist, naturally adverse to collective hysteria. Emotionally outsourced to Poland. PhD in Liver Maintenance Engineering

Italia
Joined February 2024
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Everyone denies that IQ is mostly genetic, until a woman goes to a sperm bank.
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And now I’m here on Oxford Street, London on my way to this morning’s photoshoot and admiring the newly installed allahu akbarriers, just in time to keep Christmas shoppers safe from Muslims with mental health issues who want to drive into pedestrians and kill them.
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V. Hugo said "He who opens a school closes a prison". Can you complete the sentence with the logical corollary for me?
BREAKING: Young second and third-generation migrants have set the entrance to Lyon's Édouard-Herriot high school on fire. Other students who don’t want to participate in the riots and blockades of schools are inside the building trying to study.
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I don’t drink wine btw
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Metto qua. Impazzisco.
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Nothing says “Merry Christmas” in 2026 like anti-terror vehicle barriers in Santa’s favourite colours.
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I do not get Clavicular 's looksmaxxing goals. that is the face of a man you get addicted to bottoming
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New F1 World Champion btw
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Walking anywhere in Hoenn
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"Classi sovraffollate" Secondo l'OCSE in Italia una classe è composta in media da 20 studenti per medie e superiori, 18 per le elementari. Vivono in una simulazione ideologica che si connette con il mondo reale solo attraverso il portale dell'Agenzia delle Entrate.
Studenti e studentesse riempiono le strade per chiedere una scuola migliore. Immediata la risposta del Governo: -5.000 insegnanti, che si aggiungono ai -5.000 dello scorso anno. Avanti con le classi sovraffollate, mentre aumentano di oltre 200 milioni i finanziamenti alle private
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Uważam Bogdana Święczkowskiego za najgorszą osobę do pełnienia funkcji prezesa TK. Ale nie ma żadnych podstaw prawnych, żeby „zarządzać przerwę” w jego czynnościach, czy „zawieszać go”, jak podobno zrobiono według Onet. Działania siłowe i bez podstawy prawnej, jeśli rzeczywiście są podejmowane, zemszczą się na demokracji okrutnie.
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Replying to @benswerd
Dario has IBS, Sam needs to bottom, Sundar is Hindu. Conspiracy solved.
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Replying to @Corriere
“A quel punto Die Linke venne colta da un leggerissimo sospetto”
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if you are having a bad day, just return to your pokemon base
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Replying to @Gibsonboy__
Fai sapere quando può interessarti un culo terrone che fa palestra in maniera non ossessiva allora
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God I love man feet
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🇧🇷Kosherao Meravigliao che Meraviglia il Kosherao Meravigliao🇧🇷e invece GNOOOOOOO siamo in occidente frat’mo, i seggi elettorali non sono dei buffet all-inclusive dei 2 stelle per famiglie di Jesolo, con il refill illimitato
🇮🇱 #Israele: la commissione elettorale ha bocciato la richiesta del Likud di Benjamin Netanyahu di posticipare la chiusura dei seggi di due ore. Confermata quindi la chiusura alle 22 di Gerusalemme (21 in Italia).
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Replying to @gardopard
questa bevanda fa fare outing
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Corrected scale. Inspired by @cremieuxrecueil
The Economist's estimate of Britain's age- and sex-standardised conviction rates for sexual offences by the offender's nationality economist.com/britain/2026/1…
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> build pattern recognition machine > machine recognizes patterns > panic
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