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Deep Dark Pit of Dispair
Joined May 2016
Please sir.
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This is the least amount of focus I’ve seen from the Knicks in a while
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Knicks losing three straight to start the season is uhhh not great
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Punting from the 37 yard line is fucking horrific
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Precisely who is making this fortune
President Trump on high gas prices: We’re making money like we’ve never made before. They’ll say, ‘President Trump is bragging about all the money they're making while people are suffering at the pump.’ I don’t give a d*mn. We’re making a freaking fortune.
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Slamcisco retweeted
Okay zvada has to go. Can't keep losing games because the kicker. Can't hit 44 yarders. Texans kicker just nailed 2 deep ones and zvada can't hit a 44???
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ZVADA FUCKING SUCKS
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#NYR are signing James Reimer and placing him on the NHL roster, according to a source.
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Slamcisco retweeted
Sixers fans actually believe that one regular season game is a full representation of how good a team is, like they’re not even being remotely facetious.
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Says the Ohtani LeBron fan
Replying to @garbage_mets
you are a drone
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Been paying fine dining prices for McDonald’s for years already
JUST IN: McDonald's announces its first-ever reservation-only "fine dining experience" in New York City on October 29.
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Slamcisco retweeted
The @Giants offense was designed to take advantage of Jaxson Dart's mobility to move the pocket, his running ability and strong arm along with Cam Skattebo providing the tough yards as RB1. The only way for John Harbaugh to get back to the offense the coaches spent the entire offseason devising and installing is by switching to J.J. McCarthy, who has a similar skill set as Dart, and letting Skattebo out of the doghouse. Ideally, the switch to McCarthy would come after Sunday's game in Houston which precedes the bye week and then a game in Philly against the free-falling Eagles. But with Houston's Will Anderson Jr. leading the NFL with 7.5 sacks, and Danielle Hunter with 3 and 117.5 in his 12-year career, I think expecting Jameis Winston to avoid the Texans pass rush is just not realistic. The NFC East title is unexpectedly available to the first-place Giants with their 3-2-1 record in what was supposed to be a transition year for Harbaugh. The fact he has a chance to win the division without his starting QB, makes his Winston/McCarthy decision (likely coming today) much more important than if the Eagles or Cowboys were 5-1. Should be at interesting day at Giants camp today.
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Slamcisco retweeted
Breaking: The New York Giants plan to start QB J.J. McCarthy this Sunday vs. the Texans, a source told @JFowlerESPN.
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OG was off. Jalen was off. Bridges disappeared. KAT had the silly fouls. Josh Hart was solid. Alvarado was good. Drummond was good. Would have liked Shamet to have gotten more open looks at 3s. And Deuce simply cannot throw that pass out of bounds with 1.5 seconds left in 3rd. Knicks played poorly. They won't always shoot this badly.
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Obviously, this quote was tongue-and-cheek by Josh Hart -- and it's just one game, as he noted many times, but I loved this postgame quote from him: "We shouldn't sit here and think we're champions because we're not," Hart said. "We're 0-1. We're the worst team in the NBA as of right now. We need to play like it."
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Absolutely fucking insane coming from LITERALLY LEBRON JAMES
"They win one chip they get a championship whistle." -LeBron James on the Knicks
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Think about this for half a second
Replying to @nyknicks
76ERS OWN THE KNICKS, RUINED YOUR RING CERMONY NIGHT LMAO
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What was some mega ass basketball tonight
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