I sincerely wish the stream had a shot of the volunteer scorekeeper's face when the thrower called this a foul 🙃

ABC arguing that we should hold Harris to a standard of candidacy that nobody would even consider for Trump

it's time to let a woman speak.

"we are a nation in decline" and "other countries are laughing at this" are unfortunately true

why does he get to have the last word again

she needs to close by bringing up how many times he's been given the last word and say, it's time to let a woman speak

she was drawing us in and then she went back to the rehearsed line, I think she can lean into the simple powerful message

"this...former president" *fucking idiot

it can't be real that they keep giving him the last word

the way my grandmother said "you little shit!" I want her to live forever

I think sometimes my cat runs out into the apartment hallway because she wants to explore, but tonight I think she did it because she knew I'd pick her up and carry her back inside, and I love her for it.

nobody tells you when you've never had long hair that when it's long you get to walk home after a few drinks and feel it flouncing against the back of your neck like you're caressing yourself but it's true

instead of 100k can I just get a complete dissertation?

have you met people from Massachusetts?? they'll be fine

the temperature at YCC right now makes me want a donut and hot apple cider

you know it's gotten bad when the commentator starts comparing the USWNT with the USMNT

aka the last two minutes of a goalty game

OH MY GOD

homie your teammates are more tired than you rn