My boy Fermin.. you might not be the text book La Masia midfielder, but they’ll never make me hate you
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Remember, if you’re not happy you’re single, you won’t be happy in a relationship.
Happiness comes from Steph Curry, not relationships.
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This is not a 'rough patch'. It's his usual form. He just has good patches
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It all makes sense now.
Replying to @minimumwidth_ @PlezUTD
Nah there’s been stuff before about correlation between gum / teeth issues impacting the rest of our body which is why some players in the past have been injury prone then they sort their teeth out and don’t suffer the same impacts. Can’t remember who but some big names have said
If the Vini story is true, I'm no longer dismissing Joey Barton's theory. The man might have been trying to tell us something about jaw surgery and physical changes all along
Joey Barton deserves an apology if this story about Real Madrid wanting to study Vinícius Jr’s body structure to understand whether something has changed physically turns out to be true. We all thought he was talking nonsense when he said something similar about De Bruyne last year after he got his teeth done.
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Replying to @PanasonicDX4500
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Apparently there’s a lady named Dana White who is an DoD public affairs assistant and I guarantee you someone recommended her to Trump and he thought they meant UFC Dana White and nobody is allowed to correct him lol
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Wife: We should roleplay.
Me: Ok. I’ll be Samuel L. Jackson.
Wife: What?
Me: SAY WHAT AGAIN!
I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
SAY WHAT ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!
Chile before Sanchez = 0 trophies
Chile with Sanchez = 2 trophies
Senegal before Mane = 0 trophies
Senegal with Mane = 2 trophies
Greece before Cristiano = 0 trophies
Greece with Cristiano = 1 trophy
Spain before Xavi = 1 trophy
Spain with Xavi = 3 trophies
France before Zidane = 1 trophy
France with Zidane = 4 trophies
Inter Miami before Messi = 0 trophies
Inter Miami with Messi = 6 trophies
Barcelona before Messi = 1 UCL
Barcelona with Messi = 4 UCL
PSG before Dembele = 0 UCL
PSG with Dembele = 2 UCL
Don’t let them gaslight you with the rubbish they’re saying. There’s nothing Ronaldo has done that’s special that others hasn’t done.
All they do is overhype the average thing he does.
Portugal has always had quality players but always fall short. Imagine saying Harry Kane plays for a small team because they haven’t won anything since.
History doesn’t do anything in recent years. If not, Italy that’s 4 times world champions would still be winning. No one cares about what Pele did in 1956 or what Ronaldo did in 2002. France 2026, Spain 2026 has better players than the current Brazil squad and that’s what matters.
Nottingham forest are 2 time UCL winners while Arsenal isn’t but their 2 UCL doesn’t make them better than current Arsenal.
Ronaldo fans are trying to make you believe that Portugal has always been a small country until Ronaldo put them on the map. A country that has Eusebio, Figo, Deco and others. A country which their club is among top 7 in Europe and their clubs have won UCL different times.
They have underachieved, yes but underachieving doesn’t automatically make them a small country like Belarus, Poland and co.
Norway before Haaland = 0 trophies
Norway with Haaland = 0 trophies
Croatia before Modric = 0 trophies
Croatia with Modric = 0 trophies
Netherlands before Cryuff = 0 trophies
Netherlands with Cryuff = 0 trophies
Poland before Lewandowski = 0 trophies
Poland with Lewandowski = 0 trophies
Wales before Bale = 0 trophies
Wales with Bale = 0 trophies
England before Kane = 1 trophy
England with Kane = 1 trophy
Portugal before Ronaldo = 0 trophies
Portugal with Ronaldo = 3 trophies
Put it however you want, Ronaldo has done things for his country which were quite literally unimaginable and impossible. Many have tried and failed
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Haaland con solo un mundial, ha tenido más impacto en los mundiales q Cristiano en 23 años…el resto, milongas.
No hay una sola selección en el mundo cuyo destino cambiara de forma tan radical a partir del debut de un solo futbolista. Cristiano Ronaldo convirtió a Portugal, una selección sin un solo título y acostumbrada a no acudir a las grandes citas, en un gigante, tricampeón, omnipresente en Eurocopas y Copas del Mundo.
Quien se despide hoy es el jugador con más partidos, más goles y mayor impacto en la historia del fútbol de selecciones.




































