I was impressed with Katie Zacharia's 1st day. She managed the lengthy press conference with grace & intelligence. She handled every question from CNN, MSNBC, & ABC. I'm looking forward to her tackling tough questions in the future. What's your favorite color? What's for lunch?

This week's prediction. Trump will make a deal for diesel with the Houthis before the week is over.

Three things you will never hear. 1. Father of an 18 year old girl- I really like your 25 year old boyfriend. His long hair and 20 tattoos are very unique. 2. A Nebraskan- Volleyball is so boring. 3. Donald Trump - That's an excellent question, Kaitlan.

I just heard that President Trump has declared that anyone who doesn't use the term "super intelligence" is the enemy. I'll have to think about that on my way up to fish in Lake Ontario. When it turns cold later this year, we're heading to the Gulf of Mexico.

My friend heard a recent Trump speech where he said Melania called him "Sir". While eating breakfast, he suggested to his wife that she refer to him the same way. He's cleaning the scrambled eggs out of his hair as we speak.

As I continue to harvest my crops here in Nebraska looking at record high diesel, skyrocketing repairs, and a big increase in utilities, I take great solace in knowing that the reflecting pool is just about finished.

It was certainly helpful to see the president in Nebraska a few days ago. It reminded me that I needed to clean the crap out of my cattle lots.

As Fox News celebrates 30 years, one of the surprise gifts they received was a congratulatory cake from Dominion voting machines. Gee, I wonder how they could afford that.

One of the top games today will be between Ohio State and the Iowa Hawkeyes. In a related story, Senator Eric Schmidt of Missouri is in the Atlanta airport trying to get an Uber to take him to the game.

Warren Buffett is a quitter. How can you stay with a company for such a short period of time and then just hang it up?

For those of you who are wondering if we will get the $5000 checks, I can assure you that you will receive it in the mail on the same day that Trump rolls out his new health care plan.

I want to see something done to help the US Postal Service before November. I don't want to see my $5000 delayed. My DOGE check and my Tariff dividend still have not arrived.

Webster dictionary update Definition of harping 1. v. To play on a harp 2. v. To talk tediously on a certain subject 3. v. To closely attach oneself to a cult like figure

Decisions. Decisions. Seahawks-Patriots or the possibility of hearing about Arnold Palmer's penis, wind turbines or a ballroom. Gotta go with FB. If the Pats cover, I'll make enough to buy a few gallons of diesel for my tractors.

Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner have brokered an historic deal. Our greatest ally, Russia, has agreed to help us thwart the evil aggression of the world's biggest threat, Canada.

Memo from Howard Ludnick: Last week I stated there were no deaths related to the Iran conflict. What I meant to say is there were no deaths that concern me. None of them assisted me, my sons, or the administration in our grifting, so I feel the loss is inconsequential.

For those of you who are concerned about Maria Bartiromo's future, you can relax. I understand she has been offered employment with Dominion voting machines.