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#godlesswalksnottalks
What a mean-spirited Spirit…
Things would be so much easier
for everyone if he was less cryptic
and elusive…
#think
Hi Minister
Apologies for addressing you
formally as I know you don’t
like titles, although you use one.
I’ve read the bible several times,
from Genesis to Revelation but
cannot discern the will of your
god; can you distil it into a single
non-contradictory tweet please?
#think
‘Rein’ 🤷♂️
The pastor is an eejit!
#think
Dear @SpeakerPelosi, your days in office are coming to an end. Your tyrannical rein is nearly over.
Have you ever wondered
why your likely mythical
Christ was unmarried,
anti-family, and extremely
self-centred?
#think
Hmmm…
His existence
seems problematic…
#think
Nothing…
#think
Yes, fear seems like
the emotion a loving
god would value highly…
#think
How long will I have to wait
until I see why I had to wait
to see why god made me wait?
#think
Hmmm…
Remember a time in your myth
when there was only one tongue,
but then an evil, yet imaginary, magic
space king threw his toys out of his
pram-like cloud, destroyed the tower,
confounded human speech, and
scattered them around the world?
#Babel
#think
Reach out to one another. If we are separated by different tongues and lands, we will find that #Jesus is the bridge that combines us.
I agree it’s impossible
to negotiate with the devil,
but for different reasons than
you imagine it to be…
#think
I’d call the police
for the first time in
my life - I guess that’s
a behavioural change…
#think
What ‘kind’
is a kangaroo?
#think
Did you know that your particular
myth is a late-coming copy of earlier
local flood stories…
#think
Aren’t you worried there might be a
flood, and all these innocent people
will be drowned, screaming, gasping,
grasping, begging for a 41st day…?
#think
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