@fuzzyKB

Tweeting about cats, cubes, clouds, & stuff that actually matters I'm job hunting! @fuzzykb@hachyderm.io she/her | #BLM | #TransRightsAreHumanRights | 💛🇺🇦

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Joined February 2020
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Replying to @ReinH
(h/t @dreamjar)
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Replying to @norootcause
This is what it sounds like in my head: youtu.be/gCjufvdq_1c
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I've already seen at least 4 people in my timeline who got this email and they seem like long-time employees. Respect to you 🫡 I wonder if the snitch squad looking for critical tweets is paid or volunteer. Either way, no respect to you. "Hi," gotta love that
Email from Twitter HR sent at 2:27 AM telling the recipient they had been fired because "Your recent behavior has violated company policy"

ALT Email from Twitter HR sent at 2:27 AM telling the recipient they had been fired because "Your recent behavior has violated company policy"

Replying to @daveadams
This website is free (for now):
Screenshot of an exchange on Twitter. First tweet: "So if you're not verifying the ID - what are you actually verifying?" Second tweet: "That at some point in the last 30 days, the user had 8 dollars"

ALT Screenshot of an exchange on Twitter. First tweet: "So if you're not verifying the ID - what are you actually verifying?" Second tweet: "That at some point in the last 30 days, the user had 8 dollars"

Replying to @DivineOps
This is my morning wake-up call
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Replying to @stevemcghee
Poor baby. Someone shared this with me:
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Replying to @bdimcheff @isthelaststop
@bdimcheff @isthelaststop
Replying to @franknbeans
I don't know. Even he has bad days.
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A "friend" grabbed this from one of my talks
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My lightning talk on Kubes and Cubes: comparing Kubernetes clusters to speed (Rubik's) puzzle cubes: youtu.be/pHe_ePq83zc?t=657 Slides are here: docs.google.com/presentation… #Rejekts2022 @rejektsio
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Here's the talk: youtu.be/pHe_ePq83zc?t=657
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Replying to @IWorkWithHomer @virtualized6ix
It's up here if you're interested: youtu.be/pHe_ePq83zc?t=657
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Who's got two thumbs and is finishing her slides for tomorrow with an ice pack on her knee because she tripped on a Detroit sidewalk?
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Do you have a bhyve logo I can shove in a slide @michaeldexter ? Otherwise, I'm using this.
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