@fuzzmonkey

Full snack developer. All your snacks belong to he/him. I like trains.

 UK
Joined September 2008
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🚨We just dropped in on Farage’s election rally with a beaming picture of Putin. Nigel was not pleased.
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For every 10 likes this gets, I will ask ChatGPT to make this cat work harder.
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".. so I'm really just trying to do to the UK what you've done to Twitter"
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Stop what you’re doing and watch It’s maybe Harry Mack’s best yet. At a loss for words on this one. You’re welcome. 🫢👀😱 – at Cottonwood Heights, UT
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Have you been getting your head around ChatGPT and trying to work out how to best use it? Dainton Beer have turned to the AI to design a beer, with the recipe, design and name all picked by the machine. craftypint.com/beer/9641/dai…
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Wrote a short essay on the behind-the-scenes sparring that happens in debit card payments. medium.com/@nikilkonduru/4d-…

4D Chess in Card Payments

Least cost routing, the siren song of network tokenization, and the future of debit card payments

medium.com
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5 minutes. One idea. Sassily delivered. If you've never spoken before, I'll help. £200 honorarium, I'll pay for accomodation & ticket, but not travel.
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Don Winslow
@donwinslow7 Feb 2023
Oh. My. God. Turn the SOUND UP and WATCH this. xitter.cf/wtf_scene/status/16224…
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HBO's adapting another iconic game
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The crew of the last 747 delivery flight ever left a fitting tribute to the Queen of the Skies in their flight path. 🥲 flightradar24.com/GTI747/2f0…
A screenshot from Flightradar24 showing the flight path of the delivery flight of the last Boeing 747 to be produced. The plane's flight path draws out a crown with "747" embedded in the base.

ALT A screenshot from Flightradar24 showing the flight path of the delivery flight of the last Boeing 747 to be produced. The plane's flight path draws out a crown with "747" embedded in the base.

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The Tonight Show
@FallonTonight29 Nov 2022
James Austin Johnson sings “Jingle Bells” as Bob Dylan through the decades. #FallonTonight
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DALL-E 2 vs Midjourney vs StableDiffusion mega thread: photography, illustration, painters, abstract these image synths are like instruments - it's amazing we'll get so many of them, each with a unique "sound" 🤯 rules: same prompt, 1:1 aspect ratio, no living artists
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A conservative think tank saying there is no climate emergency so they can continue to destroy the planet for profit, would only convince the stupidest of absolute cunts. If that's you, commiserations on everyone thinking you're a fucking twat I guess.
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If you're a Rubyist who wants to "give back" by offering six 1/2 hour calls to an early (or pre-) career developer you could do worse than sign up to this new thing I made. firstrubyfriend.org

Find a mentor in the Ruby community

Matching early career developers with friendly volunteer mentors from the community

firstrubyfriend.org
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nothing to say about ricky gervais that james acaster hasn’t already said
The Independent
@Independent24 May 2022
Ricky Gervais: SuperNature deals in cheap jokes and humiliating trans people - review ⭐⭐ independent.co.uk/arts-enter…
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Final handful of tickets will go live at midday tomorrow. And it really is a handful. We are venue-size constrained. ti.to/goodscary/brighton-rub…
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Pleased to premiere my new advert for @Shell in which I play CEO Ben Van Beurden repeatedly shitting out of his mouth.
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A self help guru I can get behind
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@sprainhill13 Feb 2022
With inflation at 7.5%, you lose half your money in 9 years. The only way to outperform that consistently, that I have found, is crypto. Just this year I’ve already lost half my money.
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There's a lot of talk about logs lately, but do you know why we call it a "log"? It's actually pretty interesting! The term originated in the days of sail. Back then, sailors would determine their speed by throwing a literal log overboard, which was tied to a rope.
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