at least adventuring was only a metaphor for romance fua v.3 rip fuacest ๐Ÿชฆ completely mortywhipped, i block freely

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Joined October 2026
mortimer chauncey smith, i will die over and over and over again for the right to slut you out.
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sorry im not making any new art lately im addicted to Surviving
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Summer finding out about Rick and Mortyโ€™s sexual relationship and thinks itโ€™s hot. Confronting him about it and saying sheโ€™s gonna tell their mom if morty doesnโ€™t give her some juicy details. She gets turned on and her and morty start jerking off together while he recounts things
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i like when he does this
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As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons
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I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.
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The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE.
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As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons
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these dudes having a rape off
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49 seconds of rick groans of pain (or pleasure?)
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ever since i was a little boy i've wanted to be kidnapped
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when youโ€™d rather be in an altered state of reality, experiencing fake kindness from your abuser, than be forced to face the truth of his disorder and chaos and cruelty because there is absolutely no way out from under his thumb. morty is the most hopeless boy in the world
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ๅฟƒ่ฟžๅฟƒ #rickandmorty #fanart
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i went back to trader joes to eat my feelings, because i was mad at you .. but then i ran into liu sin and he punched meee ๏ฝก๏พŸ(๏พŸยดะ”๏ฝ€๏พŸ)๏พŸ๏ฝก
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Replying to @bweepus
if a morty looked at me like this he would be choking on me within seconds sorry
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I CANT STAND HIM !!!!!!
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Remembering
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