Beyoncé is asked to do a Tiny Desk Concert: Create the perfect setlist.

i ask this earnestly: i’m not *that* much of a partisan hack, but why on earth would i vote for a party where even the moderate wing wants people with beliefs fairly similar to mine to have their lives ruined? yea orange man bad but seems defeating to every other goal i have

imagine having to choose just one of them, there's no right answer 👀

Someone told me he thinks dating apps are bad because they let you access connection without having any motion in your life. Normally meeting people requires going out into the world, entering new scenes and navigating unfamiliar situations. You have to be living a life that brings you into contact with other people. Dating apps let you order connection without doing any of that work

WATCH: Too many peptides buddy got a glass jaw .

As a young conservative staffer, I’ve always thought of progressive staffers as honorable opponents in the war of ideas, messaging, and political strategy. I’m learning they do not think of us the same way.

Several years ago I met a guy that was a Christian and believed God used evolution to bring about humanity

It's gonna be a long Oscar season, so let's try our best to establish this now... GWE-TAR-UGH-CA-DA-LA-FOO-WEN-TEE

imagine this being on your debut album

Only 3 concerts allowed… who are you skipping?

If you’re Millennial or older, like me, I don’t see how you can avoid noticing that the left tends to lurch from one thing to the next, and forget what it had been saying a just few years before.

Ticket Broker Used 1,300 Accounts to Make $833K Off One Beyoncé Concert, Say Feds Details: buff.ly/fr0qL4M

She really fell off, I can’t keep defending her…

My HOA sent me a letter requesting that I stop handing out full-size candy bars for Halloween this year. -Fun-size bars are usually 15–25¢ each. -Full-size are around 75¢–$1. Most people give out 2–3 fun-size anyway, so the real difference is often only a few cents per kid. Am I crazy, or is it weird for an HOA to police this?

She never works with black directors and that’s very telling

Question. My niece is 16 and wants to go to a Halloween party but it starts at 10pm....that's kind of late is it not?

It’s not just Democrats are bad at defending IIhan Omar but they intentionally don’t defend her.

🚨 BREAKING: Something just put the Secret Service on HIGH ALERT at Trump’s Alaska rally. Watch closely — one agent suddenly reaches for his gun as security appears to react to a potential threat. He doesn’t draw it, but the movement says everything. With threats against the president already at an alarming level, this is a chilling reminder of just how dangerous the security situation has become. What did they see? Developing…

When white leftists say they’d rather see another Trump presidency than support a moderate Democrat, I wonder if they understand who bears the consequences. Black and marginalized communities aren’t political experiments. Solidarity means considering the people affected by your choices and how they interpret your messaging.