@futureisblight

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐏𝐀𝐋𝐌 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑. 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥. 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐤𝐞. 𝟏𝟖+ 𝐑𝐏 𝐌𝐕 𝐌𝐒 𝐌𝐂. #ᴍᴏɴɢʀᴇʟ

 𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐮𝐬𝐚
Joined June 2019
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.𖥔 ݁ ˖.⋆˙⟡ ╱ 𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐎𝐓 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐓@futureisblight13 Oct 2025
╱ㅤ𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐑𝐏 𝐏𝐀𝐋𝐌 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑. ㅤㅤ𝟎% 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐲. 𝟏𝟎𝟎% 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐲. ㅤㅤ𝟏𝟖+ 𝐑𝐏 𝐌𝐕 𝐌𝐒 𝐌𝐂 ㅤㅤ#ᴍᴏɴɢʀᴇʟ
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I haven't done the magic trick yet.
⩨ ៸៸ ᥫ᭡ 𝐅𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲@troubIedmartinJul 17
I want a different card.
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Did you put a truth spell on me?
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Okay. Then it's weird. Doesn't change your card, though.
⩨ ៸៸ ᥫ᭡ 𝐅𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲@troubIedmartinJul 17
You made it weird.
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.𖥔 ݁ ˖.⋆˙⟡ ╱ 𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐎𝐓 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐓 retweeted
‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ᴸᵉˣⁱᵉ@OFTHEEWITCHESJul 17
Roomie is terrible with detecting lies, but he’s also really bad at them too.
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I'm great at lies!
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You complimented me. It's your fault.
⩨ ៸៸ ᥫ᭡ 𝐅𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲@troubIedmartinJul 17
That was kinda cringe.
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Aww. I thought someone was actually threatened by us. I was so proud.
‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ᴸᵉˣⁱᵉ@OFTHEEWITCHESJul 17
. . .no. ( the answer is in fact yes. )
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( gasp ) Thank you.
⩨ ៸៸ ᥫ᭡ 𝐅𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲@troubIedmartinJul 17
Eh. You’re not ugly.
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Fair point. But I have been called pretty before.
⩨ ៸៸ ᥫ᭡ 𝐅𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲@troubIedmartinJul 17
Hm…no. Only pretty women in movies are.
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The 3 of clubs is for the gas station attendant who gave you five cents off.
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Did someone hex our shop......
‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ᴸᵉˣⁱᵉ@OFTHEEWITCHESJul 17
Hi , honey! Welcome home. .
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Trust me. I'm psychic.
⩨ ៸៸ ᥫ᭡ 𝐅𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲@troubIedmartinJul 17
I don’t believe you.
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Don't worry. It will be in the future when I do a magic trick.
⩨ ៸៸ ᥫ᭡ 𝐅𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲@troubIedmartinJul 17
Somehow not even close.
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He's holding up a three of clubs. "Is this your card?"
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There's a line of salt outside our shop door. Something you're not telling me, @OFTHEEWITCHES ???
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𝐻ᵘᶜᵏˡᵉᵇᵉʳʳʸ@HUCKLEBERRYMDJul 7
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𝐻ᵘᶜᵏˡᵉᵇᵉʳʳʸ@HUCKLEBERRYMDJul 7
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My beautiful roommies. Sunshine and night sky.
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.𖥔 ݁ ˖.⋆˙⟡ ╱ 𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐎𝐓 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐓 retweeted
‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ᴸᵉˣⁱᵉ@OFTHEEWITCHESJul 10
°.•☆•.°
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